not the brightest crayon in the box

another term for not the sharpest tool in the shed implying that you are a total dumbass

well i guess we are not the brightest crayon in the box

by Holly Matronic May 27, 2007

white crayon

A seemingly useless crayon on white paper. But when paired with darker colored construction paper a whole new world is invented.

Briana put the white crayon to use by drawing on black construction paper.

by Ninja49 January 4, 2010

crayford

As Luke Skywalker sed:
"If there is a bright centre of the universe, then this is the place that is farthest from it."

Crayford, the absolute middle of nowhere (between bexlyheath and dartford- eep)

by Jandy-ass December 30, 2003

Crayton

Crayton is a very hot, attractive, sexy beast and a lot of girls love him and adore him.

" OMG Crayton is so hot!"

by Lickalottapussayyy July 29, 2016

crayola storm

someone who wears as many of the brightest colors as is humanly possible, all at the same time, think clowns and 80s neon style of dress. Used as a theme for college parties.

C'mon we're going to be late for Ginger's crayola storm party!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

crayon crew

Special needs class. See also short bus.

You're joining the crayon crew?

by alt April 10, 2005

Dull Crayon

A dull crayon is most obviously a crayon which is dull. This word can also be used as an insult because just like nobody likes a dull crayon, nobody likes the person called a dull crayon.

Don't talk to him, Collin is a dull crayon.

by definerofworlds June 21, 2010