capsize

The size of your head, in case you want to put a hat on it.

I want to get my brother a baseball cap, but I don't know his capsize.

by Orthogonal Jones January 13, 2007

crapsplatter

The nasty residue left on the underside of the toilet seat after an extremely forceful and/or large bowel movement.

I shouldn't have eaten that burrito yesterday. I left a nasty crapsplatter.

by Grue December 14, 2003

Crapstack Nessie

The art of having such an enormous bowel movement that when you stand up and examine it before you flush....the poop is sticking up out of the water.

Dude, I ate at White Castle last night and this morning I pulled off a Crapstack Nessie!!

by SuperDoops October 25, 2010

Holy Crapstackles

It’s an ejaculation, interjection, short utterance used to describe surprise and excitement.

Holy crapstackles! That is the finest provolone I have tasted in years!

by Sienna D. Sazam May 23, 2005

caps lock demon

when talking online and the caps lock button is pressed and the message is sent without it being checked.

randomnoob: SO, DO YOU WANNA COME OVER?
othernoob: uh oh looks like you've been possed by the caps lock demon
random noob: oh noes!

by wierdlass February 12, 2008

capsummary

A summary of a movie or tv episode done with the use of screencaps and short comments on those screencaps.

Instead of watching the movie for class, Emma read the capsummary instead.

by K. Kit March 24, 2009

crabs hot

Describes a person that is so incredibly attractive, that if they had crabs, you would still bang them, knowing you would get crabs.

She is so hot that I would bang her even if she had crabs. She's crabs hot!

by groovy mama September 9, 2014