cramalker

crazy man stalker stalking another man

Sean's cramalker shows up at his apartment complex from time to time even though the cramalker does not live or know anyone there.

by Sevan Forever April 30, 2009

CRAMAZING

CRAZY + AMAZING

That new UnmaskD joint is CRAMAZING!

by Jumusiq November 17, 2009

cramphetamine

Any variety of pharmaceutical of the phenethylamine class that is used to treat the symptoms of ADHD and pathological procrastination at exam time.

A recent poll shows that 'Adderall' is the most popular cramphetamine among New England university students

by Spurles November 8, 2013

cramz

the leader of all the orangutangs, has orange hair and small brown spots, it loves oranges and black cats

guy 1: dude what the hell is that orange thing?!

guy 2: oh thats a cramz, they're weird as fuck man, stay 1000000000 feet away from it at all times!

by Oranges rule January 27, 2014

Crampulation

Verb:-The result/act of spontaneous and unforeseen cramp during sex, resulting in immediate and powerful ejaculation.

Also:- Crampulated (A Past Crampulation)

"Sex would have been great if it wasn't or that damn crampulation of mine"
"OhGoshDarn I crampulated all over Cindy's face"
"I was having an amazing time until I crampulated"

by PassTheMayo September 5, 2014

Crampissed

That time of month coincides with the holiday season and your significant other is PMSing and breaking your balls worse than the nutcracker.

"Where is the popcorn tinsel?"
"In the bag, inside the kernals."
"Someone's being Crampissed"
"Huh? What was that?"
"Mistletoe....wet kiss..."
"Damn right..."

by GroceryClerk May 29, 2018

cramalamasis

When someone with an Afro (usually someone black) goes to bed and wakes up with their hair all over the place

Paul went to work without doing his hair. Everyone knew he had cramalamasis

by Sh Nae Nae February 28, 2018