Cowbell

denotes something that sucks. taken from a SNL skit in which a record producer continually requests 'more cowbell' in a track, despite its horrendous sound.

Bill understood that his guitar playing was awfull when the crowd began to shout "more cowbell"

by mikey myke October 16, 2005

cowbell

when a girl gets angry at a guy and wants revenge for something he did but he is unaware she invites him to hang out. While they hang out she gives him a hand job. Right when he is about to ejaculate she swings his penis back and forth like a bell and yells "DING DING DINNER'S READY!!!". It is like the female equivalent to a superman.

Jimmy told me I am fat and Tina is way hotter than me. So last night I gave him a "cowbell".

by sheep of norway July 28, 2011

cowbell

During anal sex, you pull your penis out of your partner's ass fast enough so that it retains it's widened status, then you quickly insert your finger into their cornhole and proceed to ring it like a cowbell.

Mary Sue wasn't very pleased when i revealed the cowbell to her last night, so i was forced to donkey punch her.

by Emshizzle September 3, 2008

cowie

used in north yorkshire. a word to describe something when you can't remember what its called.

lad 1: 'give us one of them cowies ova yonder'
lad 2: 'what a cucumber?'
lad 1: 'aye'

by mcpezzaj March 11, 2008

more cowbell

An adaptation on the popular phrase used by a facebook user group whose purpose is the encouragement of facebook content and humor revolving around the satirical cowbell metaphor made popular in a Saturday Night Live skit. The SNL classic mocks Blue Oyster Cult members (played by Will Farrell, Chris Kattan, Horatio Sands and Jimmy Fallon) in the recording studio where they are laying down "Don't Fear The Reaper" with record producer, Bruce Dickenson (played by guest host, Christopher Walken) who advises the fellas that they are going to want that cowbell in their sound and the track could use a little more cowbell to an already "cowbell prevalent" song.

A (subliminal) tool used to politely suggest to your long lost pal to add some content to their facebook profile.

The classic request for more facebook content.

A facebook classic.

Glad to see you on facebook, here is a link to my favorite user group where you can find more cowbell.

This group was made for you because you could use more cowbell.

About your profile, more cowbell!

by mortgagecommitments April 12, 2010

Rusty Cowbell

Occurs when a man pulls out of a woman's ass during anal sex and can mimic the motion of a musician using a cowbell with his penis inside of her ass.

dude she was so loose i pulled a rusty cowbell when i was done!

by ZWCI September 5, 2010

Coheed and Cambria

The one and only band ive ever been wrong about based on first impressions. At first may appear to be a fall-out boy clone with added metal due to the singers whiney-sounding voice.

But in reality one of the most lyrically and melodically creative bands of the 21st Century. Upon further inspection would reveal the awesome reality that what they sing about is people with superpowers in space fighting an epic battle.

Definitely recommended to anyone whos willing to keep an open mind and look past first impressions.

"hey man, listen to Coheed and Cambria.. Theyre Awesome!"
*listens* "Ahhh dude this is balls, they sound like a stupid genetic emo band."

"Now download the album and listen to the Good Apollo: Im Burning Star IV Vol 1 album"

... "Fine"

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

by ClaudioIsAGenius January 24, 2011