Cork Board Conspiracist

Someone who tries to link the smallest things together in a conspiracy theory, and most likely pins pictures of these things on a cork board and runs string between them to fuel the theory

Derek: Hey have you seen John recently?
Connor: Nope, he's been too caught up in his idea that bananas are responsible for lung cancer
Derek: Man he really is a Cork Board Conspiracist isn't he?

by Cantalopian May 21, 2016

Rebel without a cork

Someone who fires off a champagne cork in a bar with a casual disregard for public safety.

Jim: "A champagne cork just fell out of the sky and hit my girlfriend on the head."

Bob: "I heard the pop from that crowd of bankers over there."

Larry: "Look for a rebel without a cork"

by Suburban Pricktionary June 5, 2013

brown champagne cork

What happens in the toilet after a big night of beer drinking. The first part is solid then pop it all gushes out!

"Yo Jeff, I drunk a whole swapa crate last night. Had one hell of a brown champagne cork this morning. Had to flush twice!"

by Devilstail May 27, 2009

cork 'er

When you are fuckin a girl up the ass, you take your cock out and shove a cork up her ass

I cork 'er my girlfriend for her birth day

by hfnkjslajiasldjfs January 8, 2010

Pop the Cork

To have sex with a female partner when she is mensturating requiring the removal of her tampon.

Jessica was so hot and I so horny, I could not resist and asked her to pop the cork.

by Jimmy Dink March 9, 2017

urban double cork

The act of fornicating while simultaneously riding down a snow slope on a sled while the female is on top. The exact moment of the Urban Double Cork is when the sled hits a bump or a ramp, and the mounted female's bounce is unintentionally enhanced, creating a pop sensation at the end.

My favorite Christmas present this year was the Urban Double Cork. My girlfriend gave it to me on the kiddie slopes.

by EDRunchman October 5, 2010

Cork Sandwich Poo

A poo that will not flush.

Mum: have you been bloody eating them cork sandwiches again?! You left a bloody baby's arm in the toilet again!

by Ems August 5, 2003