Company Mushroom

Someone who works silently without much contact to the outside world. This person is usually only seen when they are handed new work and never informed of anything happening in the company.

Jim: Lately I've been the company mushroom.
Sue: What does that mean?
Jim: They feed me in the dark and feed me shit all day.

by Zero-K April 28, 2006

Compact shrub

When a man iron's his penis hair down before intercourse to make the time more plesurable.

My compact shrub made sex lots of fun

by Danille Leroy December 3, 2006

Compact Crap

Simply a term for Buttfucking

Dude, I did it! She let me compact crap last night.

by FatChicks4Life19 November 16, 2010

Compactus

A horizontal filing cabinet on rails used in offices for space efficiency

Oh my god, dont get crushed by the compactus.
Beware of the compactus

by mrgg December 22, 2010

Compass punch

The act of punching someone in the head to make their face point in the four directions of a compass. Right hook (West), Left hook (East), Upper cut (North), Drop an elbow on the top of that motherfuckers dome (South).

*Adam gets rushed into the E.R*

E.R Nurse: "What happened"

Adams Friend: "Adam wouldn't shut his fucking mouth so Joe compass punched his shit"

E.R Nurse: "Oh, that makes sense"

by TheActualSlimShady April 12, 2016

Compassion Boner

The state of easily and unwittingly spilling your compassionate energy into a less constructive cause.

She had a compassion boner and gave her last 5 dollars to that stereo thief.

by Slanglord9000 May 8, 2016

Comparative Differentiation

Something so smart, only an idiot would say it. Particulary used when comparing two things which seem to be of importance, but have no relative meaning in the grand scale life.

Bro, have you noted the comparative differentiation between J Cole and Jigga? One is okay and the other is alright.

by Datruthbro December 6, 2016