swamp cookie

When a chick endures physical activity and her vagina gets all wet with sweat and taint juice.

I was helping my friend move in to her house all day. We drank some and stated to hook up. I was going to eat her out and while kissing her inner thighs I discovered that she had a swamp cookie. So, I made a quick maneuver and just slipped her the dick instead.

by BDBCage October 14, 2010

Cum Cookie

When a group of guys get together and masturbate. They have to cum onto a cookie (hence the name 'cum cookie'). The last person to cum has to eat the cookie.

When we were playing cum cookie last night, luke lost and had to eat the cookie!

by UKCPD October 9, 2008

what do you want a cookie?

Comeback to someone who is bragging.

PERSON 1: I FINISHED MY LAPS FIRST!
PERSON 2: cool. What do you want a cookie??

by shaun white is a hotiee January 28, 2007

Cookie cutter college

A college that requires almost no effort whatsoever. These colleges are likely community or junior colleges, although they do not have to be.

A problem with such institutions is that students believe they are actually achieving something, when in reality they are wasting their time, unless they are transfering to an actual university. Teachers hand out grades because the school recieves money by form of retention rates. Even with the simplicity of this institution, most students end up droppng out; those that do make it out with a degree, usually accomplish nothing as well.

Such an institution exists in San Diego county in the city of Chula Vista, CA by the name of South Western College.

Fuck you and your cookie cutter college!

My bad, I forgot you went to cookie cutter college.

by CAGON619 February 28, 2008

Cookie question

A very interesting math question from Nick Fuentes, it goes like if I take 1 hour to cook a batch of cookies and the cookie monster has 15 ovens working 24 hours a day how many cookies can i make in 5 years.

The Cookie question definitely got me thinking, i would guess it would be around 400,000.

by Ben_Shapiro_838 April 16, 2021

I'm sorry, want a cookie?

A phrase said in response to a completely pointless story in which one bitches about something nobody cares about.

Can be said either extremely and obviously sarcastically or with extreme concern. Both methods are fairly effective in making the victim look like a fag.

1. Stupid bitch's facebook status that's just looking for attention: Oh my god, I'm so ugly, my boyfriend hates me, my life sucks!

Any normal person: I'm sorry, want a cookie?

2. *Person rambles on 5 minutes about pointless story of how their life sucks*

Me: I'm sorry, want a cookie?

by Coco Puffz July 5, 2009

bakin cookies

to stick your balls inside a girls vagina, while keeping your penis out

i was bakin cookies cuz my balls were cold

by bob_deep May 1, 2007