Tim Cook

Tim Cook is the current CEO of Apple since August 24, 2011 after Steve Jobs resigned due to health problems. He joined the company on March, 1998.

Tim Cook, CEO of Apple since August 24, 2011

by L.J.D. August 30, 2011

Matt Cooke

Evander Kane's personal bitch

Evander Kane just made Matt Cooke look like a bitch by knocking him out in one punch.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Paige Cook

Paige Cook is whiter than the all the white people in the world combined. She loves dancing, possums, raccoons, and RATS. She has her group of friends who are TRASH just like her. Although she absolutely amazing, love ya Paige!

Paige Cook ran to go meet the RATS.

by Krust Nap December 5, 2019

special cook

1. A down cook. Usually given the
Cooking positions commonly delegated to special cooks are:
-Master ice-cream chef
-Chief burger flipper
-Coordinator of vegatable slicing
-Champion soup stirrer

Note, some special cooks may not be entiteled to operate sharp objects, especially knives.

Fuck, who gave the special cook that knife.

by MIKE1337 March 14, 2003

Cooking Pancakes

Euphemism for sex, esp. early morning wake-up sex.

When I woke up after the party, this chick I didn't know was in my bed. Next thing you know, we were cooking pancakes.

by fnnky January 23, 2009

Dane Cook

A douchebag.

Frat boy: Dane Cook is AWWWEESOME! Let's have some coors bro!

by darkreign October 19, 2008

cooking lager

Cheap and nasty second rate lager, often something that's brought to a party, but never drank, unless everything else has ran out, or if it's the only thing that the off licence has left.

It was quite a party last night - by about midnight we were all on the cooking lager.

by mikeyk April 7, 2005