Tim Cook is the current CEO of Apple since August 24, 2011 after Steve Jobs resigned due to health problems. He joined the company on March, 1998.
by L.J.D. August 30, 2011

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Paige Cook is whiter than the all the white people in the world combined. She loves dancing, possums, raccoons, and RATS. She has her group of friends who are TRASH just like her. Although she absolutely amazing, love ya Paige!
by Krust Nap December 5, 2019

1. A down cook. Usually given the
Cooking positions commonly delegated to special cooks are:
-Master ice-cream chef
-Chief burger flipper
-Coordinator of vegatable slicing
-Champion soup stirrer
Note, some special cooks may not be entiteled to operate sharp objects, especially knives.
Cooking positions commonly delegated to special cooks are:
-Master ice-cream chef
-Chief burger flipper
-Coordinator of vegatable slicing
-Champion soup stirrer
Note, some special cooks may not be entiteled to operate sharp objects, especially knives.
by MIKE1337 March 14, 2003

When I woke up after the party, this chick I didn't know was in my bed. Next thing you know, we were cooking pancakes.
by fnnky January 23, 2009


Cheap and nasty second rate lager, often something that's brought to a party, but never drank, unless everything else has ran out, or if it's the only thing that the off licence has left.
by mikeyk April 7, 2005
