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Birth Control Casuality

A woman who is physically "inflated" from the usage of birth control. Unfortunately all of the negative symptoms (weight gain, larger breasts, blood clots, etc.) have affected her, unlike some women who may not experience some or all the symptoms. The woman will appear chubbier or fatter than ever with a round or apple-shaped figure, her breasts are plump but sagging from tenderness, and she has a muffin top; however, on the bright side, her skin is radiantly clear.

A birth control casuality can also be a woman who smoked and took birth control or did not take her birth control properly and ended up pregnant. Poor things.

Eva was mad after taking birth control for two years. She is shaped like a pear, her love handles seem to flop over her pants, her arms are flabby and what little boobs are left seem to scrape the floor. However, her acne has disappeared. Poor girl is a Birth Control Casuality . Oh well, once again at least her skin's cleared up.
by tbd80 November 18, 2010
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cock control

the ability to control ones cock. In sense of erections and lasting however long they want to during sexual acts. Most notable with being able to become a male pornstar!
Male fan: Is my cock big enough to be in pornos?
Pornstar: You gotta have cock control. That is what matters.
by imstoneybologna January 24, 2015
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GameCube Controller

a controller that people drop 3k on to beat up mario.
guy: I dropped 3k on this GameCube Controller
homeless guy: But why?
by half life source speedrunner August 21, 2022
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Nature's Birth Control

Anal Sex. The 100% effective, 100% natural birth control is doing it in the butt. Do a girl in the ass and she won't get pregnant. Also known as "NBC"
Brian isn't ready to have a baby yet but his wife went off birth control so he decided to start using Nature's Birth Control and did her in the butt.
by Mile High Doctor November 12, 2012
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CAN CONTROL

Perfect steady hand in spraypainting sharp lines and curves.
Can Control takes time to learn.

that toy got no can control!!! hahaha!
by DigDug March 8, 2004
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whore control

Whore control is like birth control. Where birth control prevents pregnancy, Whore control prevents excessive whoring. There are many different types. For people who get above average attention levels at the bar/club/out in public....this is neccessary! One needs to control their whoring potential as to not make bad decisions while intoxicated.
Example:
1. "We need to go to Burger King right now, I need my Whore control!!"

2. "Did you take your Whore control today?!"

3. As she grabs his waddle she says, “ I see you’ve been taking your Whore control!”
by Josh B. & Becky A. January 18, 2008
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birth control hair cut

when a person has a haircut so bad, no one will want to have sex with them, hence it makes good birth control.
"Wow, look at that fem-mullet thats one hell of a birth control hair cut."
by j-dub004568 March 31, 2008
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