zombie computer

A computer connected to the internet that has been compromised by a some form of virus. An infected machine will generally be used to perform malicious tasks of one sort or another under remote direction through a botnet.
Because most owners are unaware that their system is being used this way, these computers are metaphorically compared to zombies.

There are 148,000 new zombie computers created per day.

by DethBoxX v1 March 5, 2010

Computer Nazi

Someone who can't stand not having complete control of a computer and everything on it.

Chance and Amanda were Powerpoint partners, but Amanda took it over completely, making her SO a computer Nazi.

by The Derek-ness May 14, 2004

computer

a machine that is really cool if it's new. It has access to internet and all that good stuff. a machine that can also cause a lot of anger if the hard drive is loaded because it will go really slow.

A New Computer:
-Hey, i just got the "Windows XP HP Infinity"
-Sweet!
-yeah, it works with the best computer games and never slows down!

An OLD COMPUTER/a computer with a LOADED HARD DRIVE
-hey, guess what, i installed Itunes, limewire and all that good stuff on my computer!
-sweet! let me try it out
-alright hold on i gotta click on it twice
-alright!
-AAH! (incomprehensible swearing) this dam piece of Sh!t! (destroys the computer and smashes it into a billion pieces.)

by chrissy tha blak October 30, 2007

computer illiterate

a term of endearment/sarcasm/ insult, depending on the situation, for one's old man 9father) or old lady (mother)

boy: yoohoo, dad, my favorite computer illiterate, please give me cash for my weekly candy portion, well if you don't want to give me my allowance.

father: stop calling me a computer illiterate, young man, cuz I am a computer engineer by profession, please improve your vocabulary and then come back and talk to me comme du monde

by Sexydimma November 7, 2012

Computer Janitor

A hired computer maintenance person. Someone who attends to the cleaning or maintenance of a computer

I did a screen share with the computer janitor so I could sudo an apache restart. Or, Someone call the computer janitor so we can get photoshop installed.

by llamaluser December 16, 2008

apple computer

A company that once enjoyed being cool without effort; but now relies on that old coolness for meager profits.

That's a trendy apple computer, Bill

by Reckless Rambler July 5, 2003

Computer Club

To join an elite team of professional PC heads, silently minding our own business; keeping speech and interpersonal communication to a minimum at all costs. Our Motto - "Our Monitor is our Business"

Welcome to the Computer Club - you are so silent you can be the president.

by cecilbdaman November 7, 2004