Ill Communication

The way in which someone talks with a totally blocked nose due to being ill.

Derived from the name of a Beastie Boys album

"wow, you sound funny"

"I know, I got the ill communication"

by JEistehloserrr March 20, 2011

Communism

A really really incredibly amazingly fantastically stupid idea. only good for the rulers of the communist state. look where it got russia and cuba.

Person One: Communism is stupid
Person Two: Damn straight
Person Three: Well i think communism is great idea! All the equality to show how we rea-
Person on to Person Two: Thanks for shanking that mother fucker. I can only stand so much bullshit in one day.

by catspajamas [ecb] June 16, 2008

Communism

Communism is a form of governmant based on socialist principles. Karl Marx and his associate created the economic system of socialism in which wealth would be redistributed. It was Lenin and Stalin who adapted socialism into the goverment. The motto, more or less, of Communism is "Each gives according to his talents and recieves according to his needs." Until now there has not been a truly communist society, partly because the founders have been power-hungry and in part because humanity has, on the whole, not yet reached a socially acceptable level.

Communism is the ideal social existance. Once achieved, humanity will be fre from the tyranny of currency and work in order to ensure growth, prosperity and future survival.

by X-45B23 July 13, 2006

communism

In theory this is perfect, as evryone is equally treated, however it falls to pieces when people get greedy. For example a doctor and a binman might get payed the exact same amount of money; just like everyone else. But, the doctor might think "Wait a minute i save lives, i deserve more money than you."
On the other hand, if there was no binman, who would take the rubbish out?
There is no homelessness in communism, unlike democrat, everyone is given the same flat, same car, no one is given special treatment in any way.

This theory is perfect, flawless, but them greedy people go and spoil it all the time. Bastards.

by Billy fury September 6, 2005

communism

Something you accuse your enemies of. Senator McArthy was fond of accusing people of communism.

Don't vote for Joe Smith. He's a communist. This unjustified accusation is valid reason not to vote for him.

by Eddy December 23, 2003

communism

The Best Form Of Government

Communism Is Awesome, Capitalism Sucks

by 11 year old May 13, 2005

communism

a movement "invented" by karl marx emphasizing shared resources and betterment of the whole of society, rather than a select lucky segment

communists wear drab, efficient clothing and dont drink coke

by cap buster April 17, 2005