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commando

When men decide not to wear underwear and are naked underneath the pair of bottom wardrobe they choose to wear. This is also called free-balling and most men who like to go commando are somewhat exhibitionist and most who do like to go freeball are usually well-endowed so that nothing is left to the imagination if you see him jogging, walking, etc. Sometimes, even a hot encounter happens.
Oh my lord Tracy did you see that? I want to go jump his bones right now and take a look at that python. Got to love summer and men going commando.

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by TheBigCanucklehead March 21, 2015
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commander-in-chief

1. n. A self-masturbatory term President Bush uses to reassure himself of his own superiority.

2. n. A term President Bush uses when he is asked a question he does not know the answer to.
Q: "Mr. Bush, do you take advice from your father?"
Bush: "I'm the commander-in-chief!"

Q: "Mr. Bush, why, again, did we invade Iraq?"
Bush: "I'm the commander-in-chief!"
by January 20th, 2009 December 7, 2006
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Commando

1: To go without underwear

2: to have sexual intercourse without the use of a condom
Mary decided for our 1 year anniversary that tonight we would have sex commando style..
by anime-Trivium February 13, 2010
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penile commander 2000

We actually don't know what a penile commander 2000 is, but we DO know, that it comes with batteries (batteries not included), it glowes in the dark, emits radiation and comes with 6 attachments, has a strapon tool belt, a safety guard (may dismember limbs and cause child molestation urges).
Flashing lights and animations not included.
Approptiate safety gear required.
The penile commander 2000 is the perfect gift for the necrophiliac in your family.

Warning: Not intended for use by loved ones.
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Tank commander

The tank commander is a sexual position where you fuck in the back of a car and stand up through the sunroof like your a tank commander.
Gave Charlotte the tank commander in the back of the Cadillac last night
by Ss Wittmann February 24, 2019
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Commando

1. Going without underwear.

2. The best game ever, in which a group of approximately ten or more players divide into two teams, runners, and chasers. The runners, who are on foot, attempt to get from the starting point to the ending point (or a series of checkpoints) without being caught by the chasers, who are in cars. When a runner is tagged, he or she becomes a chaser him or herself, and must ride in the car from which he or she was tagged. The game is played almost exclusively at night, and because trespassing is often involved, residents sometimes think players are attempting to rob them, and police also occasionally cause trouble. Also known as fugitive or slip.
1. Stop running around with no underwear on!

2. Person 1: Did you play Commando last night?
Person 2: Yeah, it was sweet, but then some guy thought I was trying to rob him and came outside with a shotgun.
Person 1: Wack.
by ebolamunkee January 10, 2008
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commando poop

the act of using a bathroom in a restaurant, fast food place, store ect. with no intention of purchasing from the establishment.
I was driving back from lunch and had to commando poop the Hardees on bypass 17!!
by Dirty Dlite February 18, 2011
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