colorado academy

CA is way cooler than Kent so get used to it.

Kent Cant touch CA in sports.

by jim jones March 28, 2005

colorado

A sexual experience consisting of 10 or more orgasms that peak like the Rocky Mountains.

My booty-call provides me with many orgasms.

"Today, I am feeling randy and hoping to receive a Colorado"

by dosapottomus October 6, 2006

Colorado straight edge

Where you quit doing all drugs and drinking but keep smoking weed.

My liver is hurting, its time to go Colorado straight edge.

by joshthephotographer138 January 7, 2014

Colorado Kool-Aid

Coors Beer, brewed in Golden, Colorado.

Wally, who has no sense of taste, bought a case of Colorado Kool-Aid.

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 6, 2005

colorado rockies

baseball team in Denver, playing in Pitcher's Hell (Coors Field)

The Rockies are usually competitive, but never too good.

by Baseballer March 28, 2004

Colorado Cock-slap

FACT: A Colorado Cock-slap is a phenomenon that occurs in Jeeps all over Colorado. Performing a Colorado Cock-slap is rather simple. Step one, hold back your beard so that your pud is exposed. Step two, have a female specimen perform road head. Step three, drive off road, preferably on a very rocky trail. Note, be sure she has a mouth capacious enough to handle your girth/prevent biting. Step 4: Enjoy your off road head and drive with enough vigor such that her head slips off your penis causing it to swing around and hit her in the face (Colorado Cock-slap).

Brendan- I was on my way to Steamboat and I Colorado Cock-slapped her.

Jeff-Oh Karioka!

Brendan- Hey Jeff did you get a Colorado Blowjob?

Jeff- Na, I took her to the mountains and Colorado Cock-slapped her instead.

by oldchub April 9, 2011

Colorado Avalanche

This is performed during the climax in intercourse. The male individual would pull out from the rear (doggy style) and then ejaculate on the back of the female. They would then procceed and stradel the seamen and ride her, spreading the seamen on the back of the individual.

I did the Colorado Avalanche one time, but unfortunetly the girl wasnt able to support me and it wasnt performed properly. :( .... I only weigh 180

by Big War January 6, 2007