suburban commando

Suburban Commando (1991) was a movie which starred the famous "Hulk Hogan" and some other misc. characters.

The movie is about a Commando who comes from out of space, and lands in a suburb on the wrong planet, Earth.

The movie is about a 2 to 3/10 overall, and gets about 20% of ratings. The only reason why this movie succeeds is that it contains one of the most cheasiest succession of lines ever put into a movie. This movie is up there with "Street Fighter" starring Jean Claude Van Damme.

If you have a girlfriend or would like some female actions - guys; I highly recommend this movie. It is that bad it will turn any girl off and make her crave you for the next hour or so.

Two thumbs up to Hulk Hogan for this masterpiece movie. This movie has got to be one of the most dick-cheesy, gooey type of movies ever created. It is the BEST.

Hulk Hogan the Suburban Commando says. How do you like that? You have been face pounded.

by Sam Abdow June 11, 2006

gary coleman

a short, round ice cream dipped in peanuts and chocolate on a stick, also known as a 'buster bar'

"hey sweet heart, lets go get a box of gary colemans"

by colonialclusterfuck December 9, 2012

Coltan

Usually a boy. Super cool, likes to have conversations and talk a lot. Coltans tend to be pretty crazy but totally fun. They are really good singers, and tend to have really cool talents. Coltans are also super cute, smart, and sensitive!

That guy is super awesome, he must be a Coltan.

by Mafrisch January 10, 2012

Comandre

A male sex god. Usually found with a herd of women trailing behind him waiting to receive his seed. Muscular, good looking, and intelligent, he can win ANY woman over.

"Fuck yes! I just got laid by a total Comandre!"

by caramia May 8, 2009

Coleman

The best person in the world. He treats everyone fairly especially girls he likes. The best friend you can have because he is so supportive. Colemans are usually good fighters so it is not reccommended to get in a fight with one. Sometimes Colemans are fat but are likely to lose it. They are hot and know how to treat girls.

Girl 1: did you see that, jack beatup tom?
girl 2: he is such a coleman.

girl 1: Nick is so hot and is so nice to Rachel.
girl 2: What a coleman.

by the true dictionary writer May 1, 2010

North Side Commandaz

A non-violent, tennis dominating, technically adept massive that reigns between the Butterfly Pavillian and the railroad track in Westminster Colorado.

Their arch rivals are a south side gang called "marketing" and another gang that simply goes by "P.M."

Gail: I am trying to force the North Side Commandaz to ssshhhhh build the software I want them to build but sssshhhhhh they won't do what I ask and treat me like a fool. If we build an impossible to implement GUI and blame the Commandaz ssssssshhhhh for it sucking we can get them all fired and I will be the most powerful PM in the land. ssssshhhhhh

Pawan: Maybe if you pay my company a lot of money to create mockups of the work they are to do you can control the North Side Commandaz and we will both win.

Gail: Maybe but we're O-fer $75k doing that so far, are you sure it will ssssshhhhh work? sssshhhhhhh

Pawan: Trust me, I will control the mockups and provide no help to the 'Commandaz.

Gail: sssssshhhhhh

by A.Hacker October 11, 2005

colgan

A last name for an irish family meaning 'dove'.

Do you know the colgan family????
They're crazy irish.

by YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 29, 2008