Colonel Dijon

A proud, well dressed member of an elite French military unit, who favors fine wine over bullets, and sit down dinners over skirmishes.

The troops of Colonel Dijon, dressed to the nines, enjoyed a magnificent meal, while the horsemen of General Kazoo slept in the rain, gnawing at melvins which grew on the river bank.

by chasethedoor January 22, 2014

Colin Gill

Colin Gill is a man who can be blamed for everything . From the Vikings invading Britain,the fall of the Roman Empire , the genocide of the Jews, the Irish potato famine , to a crisis at his place of work .. Colin Gill , is recognised the world over , as a caaaaant !!!!

Colin Gill is a caaaaant

by Lucky-69 July 6, 2014

colne valley high school

a school where the students know more than the teachers

john: hey man our school is just another colne valley high school
bob: at least it isnt colne valley high school

by yellowpurple June 4, 2017

colonel pubice

The strong upstanding pube left in the urinal in the gents.

"Ef me colonel pubice is on patrol again"

after leaving the toilet

by Gyp n Jop October 28, 2017

colinder

colinder is a word describing what your friend or loved one may try to reference as a metal bowl shaped kitchen utensil used to drain pasta.

mate 1: "hey dude, can you pass me that colinder?"
mate 2 "whats a colinder? did you mean calendar?"
mate 1 " no that bowl with the holes in it"

by lil-xander. August 14, 2018

Colining

To take part in a colining, means to be an annoying asshole or act in a childish behavior, but in a good and or hysterical sense.

*flails around on the ground while talking about Taco Bell’s new nacho fries

“Oh no, look at Jeff over there colining as usual.”

by Morgen Freemale October 24, 2018

Celine Scott

Celine Scott is a social public figure known from Instagram.

Celine Scott posted a photo on Instagram.

by aboywhotalkswords October 24, 2018