Coitus Erectus

Coitus Erectus (Latin: fucker, fuck-person, or motherfucker) is the scientific name for a new kind of homo sapiens sub-species, differentiated by the female having excessive bitchy tendencies, and the male's astonishing ability to nurse the phallus using his own oral cavity (Scientific: to suck one's own dick, to fuck one's self).

The male and female Coitus Erectus often engage in morally-controversial and sexually-deviant behaviors (by homo sapiens standards), which lead to their initial discovery and categorization.

Having no reason to go out and find a mate, all the males of the Coitus Erectus sub-species died out within a generation.

by neonmafia October 13, 2014

Habeas Coitus

Habeas coitus is the latin phrase for engaging in sexual intercourse. Its usefulness lies in its esoteric nature; one can use this phrase in public, surrounded by old women, or even in church without the people around them realizing what they are talking about.

James: Hey, Bill, guess what?

Bill: What?

James: Suzanne and I habeas coitus last night.

Bill: ... ... ... What the hell are you talking about?

by doctorwhy July 18, 2010

Coathanger and towel technique

If you ever need to catch a mouse, get it under the microwave. block any exits with a towel/cloth and then flush it out with a coathanger.

Paul and Taz rejoiced triumphantly when the bastard mouse was captured. Then the fat arab put it outside and it died. Poor little shit.

by Woody November 23, 2004

coitus

Word that was being yelled in my house recently because my dumbass friend learned it in a health class and wanted to freak out my parents.

"Hey Dawn, COITUS!!!! COITUS, COITUS!!!"

by Pookie February 22, 2005

cithral

a wonderful cannabis strain from the early dutch days.

Hybrid between a lemony strain from pakistan and a dutch bred skunk.

The plant grows fast and tall, the weed is very inspiring, happy, good for social events.

for the cannabis gourmet.

WHS

"oh, man it´s Cithral, i will never forget that lemony smell!"

by WHS June 2, 2004

coathanger poo

A large and hard poo that will only go down if first broken up with a coathanger.

D'Arcy finished the block of cheddar and knew he would need to go to Macys and steal some coathangers. Tomorrow would be a coathanger poo kind of day.

by tehsnakecharmer July 12, 2017

looney coitus

intercourse that is intended to be of a wacky, goofy, or even zany nature. often times it is for a joke, homosexual relations, or just plain silly

John: hey Mike how was that looney coitus you had with Sarah?
Mike: it was great she literally dressed up like a clown and blew my dick like a balloon
*John and Mike high five*

by bigmanharbor November 23, 2022