cockroaching

When your partner frantically stabs at your balls with their heels while you try to escape under the bed.

In the heat of passion, Mariano's girlfriend started cockroaching him

by Willa Zea September 2, 2008

cock roach

A roach as big as a cock.

Look at his cock roach!

by hope_marie March 16, 2008

cockraches

something only a dumb person would say or type

this dummy typed cockraches on google

by mikehacks6 October 28, 2020

cockrack

Any location where a man can rest his penis.

After a long and physically exhausting love session, I rested my penis in my wife's cockrack.

by Idionysus September 4, 2016

Cockrocking

Cockrocking k'ɒkrɒkɪŋ
Smashing your male genitalia with a heavy stone/rock and screaming in pain, 'cause let's admit it, how fucking dumb are you?

A guy decides he'll be cockrocking himself in front of a random-ass girl
"YO dude Axel just cockrocked himself in front of Jessica!"
"BROOOOOO, he's literally built different broo"

by PHALLUSCALLUS October 18, 2020

cochraches

something only a dumb person would say or search also it can describe something stupid

this child just searched cochraches, smh.
this is so cochraches.

by mikehacks6 October 28, 2020

Ear Cochroach

The wireless cellular earpiece worn over the ear.

The morning after a heavy night of partying, Joe realized he lost his Bluetooth ear cochroach.

by James Weyand October 5, 2006