Cocky-Fish Itus

When a male has neglected throughly cleaning his penis for a good couple or three weeks leaving a fishy stench around the head of the chode. Though not a recognised medical condition , yet, many suffer from the disease. Tang is reminiscent of but is not limited to the following fishes; Cod, Haddock, Mackerel, Tuna, Salmon, Sardine, trout, red mullet etc. Common amongst both lazy people and top swordsmen in middle England, Scotland, N Ireland and Wales.

"Listen kid, I was sat stroking my schlong in the living room last night and man my cocky-fish Itus was playing up something nasty. My nan walked in and asked if someone had been cooking fish!"

by Mr R. ZOLE July 06, 2021

cocky mcvagin

A sexy man who enjoys swims in deep fryers

Cocky mcvagin is the sexiest man in the 300 quad

by doodleater6969696969 November 23, 2020

Chinese Cocky Bomb

Traditional name for the flaming bag of poop prank.

Last night Mr. Jones fell victim to a Chinese cocky bomb.

by fatallymauled September 16, 2021

cocky cunt of a teacher

my tuters a retared cunt

fuck you ann ling ur a slag cocky cunt of a teacher

by sexyplayboy2121 February 25, 2021

Cocky Dennis

A penis that is so hideously deformed or misshapen, that it can only be taken out in the presence of blind chicks.

A hammerheaded penis would put you into the Cocky Dennis category.

by billebllunt August 25, 2015

cocky ointment

The use of spittle as a soothing balm on skin irritations.

A touch of cocky ointment will ease a Mozzy bite.

by Finchinater January 19, 2018

Cocky Cock

Used for when someone goes too far out of line (Pulled from "Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World)

Todd:"What? Im not afraid to hit a girl."
Scott:"That's it! You Cocky Cock! You will pay for your crimes against humanity!"

by Suedunym December 26, 2023