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Cockblock

Jack Hobby is a cockblock.
by mufc2013 April 6, 2020
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cockblocking

move and stop cockblocking twin
by gos loveme August 16, 2023
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Cockblock

I was about to bag this big girl named Gloria but John McDonough cockblocked me
by Buczek November 2, 2019
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cockblock Luke

He asks you every morning for eggs when youre having sex
Luke: eg?
Me: hey Siri play cockblocker from slut pop Miami

Also me: hes such a cockblock Luke
by urban_dick_69 March 28, 2024
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COCKBLOCKED

WHEN YOUR PLAYING CALL OF DUTY HEHE WITH YOUR FRIEND AND HE LUNCHES YOU INTO LAVA OR A DEATH BARRIER

YOU THEN WANT TO PUT YOUR COCK IN HIS SCREEN :)
NO YOU COCKBLOCKED ME YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!!!
NOW WE LOST... I HATE YOU :(
by LJEFLKJJKFEVKLJLK October 27, 2017
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officer cockblock

primarily somebody who prevents you from displaying Public Displays of Affection or engaging in sexual contact with another person.

Example 1) At school- the volunteer parents or staff who go around the campus making sure couples do not have intimacy moments

Example 2) In public- somebody who tells you and the other person to go make out somewhere else or “get a room!”
> be me
> be the parent volunteer who walks around school making sure people are decently behaving
> suddenly see 2 young lovers holding hands in the lunch line
>to prevent any further indecent behavior I yell “Hey you two, too much skin-to-skin contact!”
> the rebellious male Teenager yells at me “fuck off, officer cockblock!

> I get my taser gun and shock the living shit out of the little prick
by Thot$layer539 January 15, 2018
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Colorado Cockblock

The act of smashing a mans dick with a rock and then denying them sexually.
"yo Stacy just Colorado Cockblocked Chad"
by Robert Hackle July 21, 2025
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