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cockblock

Cockblocking is an action that can be performed by a male to reduce the chance of another male having sex.
He just cockblocked himself; Everytime I'm about to get that booty you are cockblocking me
by Unspaghettable June 24, 2018
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Grandma Cockblock

1) When A Girl/Guy uses their grandmother to avoid any potential romantic advances

2)When a conversation between someone and a potential date is interupted by either of the people's grandmother
1::
Kenny: Dude i was gonna go talk to this hot girl but then she grabbed her grandmother

Orlando: Dude major grandma

2::
Mike: I was totally about to get laid but then my grandma pulled up and gave me clean underwear

Shanon: That's grandma cockblock if ii ever heard of it
by Shapreston July 22, 2010
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Cockblock

When someone blocks another from getting a sexual prize.
Bro why u cockblocking me.
by Funnyniga October 20, 2019
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COCKBLOCK

Cockblock
He cockblocked me....
by Theblockedone! February 24, 2021
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cockblock Luke

He asks you every morning for eggs when youre having sex
Luke: eg?
Me: hey Siri play cockblocker from slut pop Miami

Also me: hes such a cockblock Luke
by urban_dick_69 March 28, 2024
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COCKBLOCKED

WHEN YOUR PLAYING CALL OF DUTY HEHE WITH YOUR FRIEND AND HE LUNCHES YOU INTO LAVA OR A DEATH BARRIER

YOU THEN WANT TO PUT YOUR COCK IN HIS SCREEN :)
NO YOU COCKBLOCKED ME YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!!!
NOW WE LOST... I HATE YOU :(
by LJEFLKJJKFEVKLJLK October 27, 2017
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cockblocker

Popped her cockblocker.
by Hymenite May 22, 2016
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