Slide Clyde

As in any sexual euphemism, the act of "sliding clyde" refers to the penetration of a female's erogenous zone(s) with the males erect member.

Despite this phrase acting as a verb, there is in fact a verb and a noun within. The verb being, slide. And the noun being, clyde. The name clyde is representative of said male member, just as the term Johnson, Dick, Willy, etc.

~Two male comrades, Chris and Jeremy, at a bar.

Jeremy: "Damn, those two are sure going at it."

(Jeremy is referencing two young heterosexual individuals engaging in excessive public foreplay)

Chris: "Oh yeah! I guarantee he'll slide clyde tonight."

by CreeperJR February 5, 2012

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Clute

A small Texas town located in Brazoria County between Lake Jackson & Freeport. Clute girls arent as pretty as LJ girls but arent as ugly as Freeport girls. Dont be a fool wrap your tool because it seems Clute girls are extremely fertile. This is proven by the 90% of Clute girls under the age of 18 that have at least 1 child. The other 10% are trying or are too ugly to be having sex. Clute is home to many skeezas & grenades but the worst of them are the guys. Everyone sleeps with everyone & knows who slept with who. Clute guys usually play beerpong on the weekends and all proclaim to be unbeatable & drink more then their fellow "niggas". These men also proclaim to have huge dongs which unfortunately for the ladies isn't true. But if you are a Clute woman reading this you probably already know this because you have probably slept with almost every Clute male & most likely whoever you haven't slept with your friends have. Clute men spend most of their time playing COD or fixing up their trucks (that arent even fast except for 1 & dont look good except for maybe 5) with either their parents money or the money they making working at the local H-E-B or the plant. !!Fun Fact!! 75% of Mexicans in Clute either have been or are currently employed at H-E-B!!! Apparently the only requirement to getting a job at H-E-B is being 5'6 or shorter (preferably shorter & super dark). Another Fun Fact! 98.9% of the men that live in Clute have or will work in the plant for the rest of their lives.

Clute Guy 1- What are you doing Friday??

Clute Guy 2- Taking my ride to the Track.

Clute Guy 1- That piece of shit!?!?!

Clute Guy 2- I just installed a new cam last night its going to run like a champ!

Lake Jackson Guy- So i'm gonna beat you by 3 car lengths not 4

Ex 2

Pregnant Clute Girl 1- I can't believe he cheated on me with that stuck up Lake Jackson Slut.

Clute Girl 2- At least he didn't cheat on you with a Freeport skank, thats how i got herpes.

by Rufas Lucas June 6, 2011

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clydesdale

An older, single straight male, past his prime, perhaps late 40s into 50s, who hits the bars and nightclubs hoping to score. He doesn't really dance, but prefers to graze at the bar, drinking Budweiser. The male counterpart to a "cougar."

A once strapping but now paunchy male. A stallion turned clydesdale.

At the bar the other night Susan was surrounded by clydesdales, turned on, as it seemed, by her Bud Light Lime.

by ameldamegos February 14, 2012

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