Milf in sheep's clothing

New version of the old saying "Mutton dressed as lamb", and is a play on the old saying "Wolf in sheep's clothing."

Gives reference to the woman being a cougar while dressing as a skanky teenager to appear less predatorial and more attractive to her unsuspecting prey; hot young males.

This disguise can sometimes be successful at getting them closer to their game, or they can just look terribly tragic.

Dave "Whoa, look at her..."
Andy "Mate, stay away, she's a Milf in sheep's clothing."

by Pterodactyl1 September 2, 2010

Great ta see ya back in men's clothing!

an all-purpose, ballbuster of a greeting for a guy

- best used in a loud and excited voice (and with lots of folks around to hear it!)

- best NOT used if the guy in question is much larger than you and just HAS, in fact, returned from a (secret) cross-dressing spree

"Yo!... Big Ron!... Great ta see ya back in men's clothing!!!"…

by TIC Redux May 9, 2005

clothier

A clothier completes tasks at a neraly perfect level. When someone performs in a nearly flawless fashion, he/she is a clothier.

"Man, Michael Jordan totally pulled a clothier in that playoff game against the Jazz last night!"

"Tiger Woods clothiered that course! He won the tourney by 16 strokes."

"That guy is a real clothier with the ladies."

"Brian Clothiers Everything He Does."

by Casey Swift December 7, 2006

emo boys clothes

emo boys clothes are very beautifoul . and i just have to say that . i am a emogirl . and i dont think you are talking so good about us emos . i am not as you say ! :@ not to be too angry i would whrite how a typical emoboy would look like .

emo boys clothes would look like this :
>black hair , with an side bang . ( hot XD )
>Black , plastick glasses .
>small fleshyunnels or piercings .
>tight t-skirt often with ironikal stamples on .
>tight drainpipe-jeans often black . and if you can get it hangy(?) it is very good !
>and as shoes you would have converse All stars or vans
> and at least he would have a shoulder bag with pins .

Thanks from a girl in Sweden .

by emiliawaller July 18, 2006

Hillbilly clothes washing

is when someone takes their clothes of when it's dirty, pick off the big food bits, warm soapy rag, and scrub your stains until they come out clean. Blow dry with a hair dryer, and spray some perfume to smell good.

Person#1 Dude, i was so late for work this morning, i had to pull the ol' hillbilly clothes washing trick.

Person#2 Haha, nice.

by XxLxX November 29, 2011

cock cloth

a word to describe any piece of underwear that is in someway unsavory. it is best used in reference to briefs with holes, or skid marks, but best used in reference to a banana hammock.

"I hate when people put their laundry in with mine, I reached into the machine and pulled out someone's cock cloth."

by David Atkins April 26, 2009

Bros before hoes, unless theres no clothes

Bros ALWAYS come first unless your getting ass.

Guy 1:Yo man you coming tonight to the party?
Guy 2: No man, getting laid!
Guy 1: dude, bros before hoes...
Guy 2: unless theres no clothes...
Bros before hoes, unless theres no clothes

by Bobby1234321 January 20, 2009