Hillary Clinton 

Incredibly she is the Senator from New York. Those who helped put her in office are now completely unable to point out a single accomplishment by this troll in the 4-plus years she's been here.

She immediately forgot the Western New York population as soon as her blinders were adjusted towards her White House prospects. Yet every time she takes a nice shit we have to hear about it in our local media. Apparently uninteresting news reporting is far more suitable to the Buffalo media than demanding she account for a single accomplishment for her constituents.

Has been completely silent about the budget disaster in Erie County because it doesn't jive with her photo ops in Iraq, and because she couldn't give a rat's ass.

A woman in the White House? Sure, why not? But for the love of all that is sacred, not her!

Grab her by her cankles and send her back to Arkansas.

Tonight on the 11 o'clock news: Hillary Rodham Clinton made a visit to Buffalo today, where she spoke about issues important only to today's polling, and quickly left without answering any unscripted questions. Gee, let's put her in the White House.

Hillary Clinton by Beastfan March 8, 2005

Bill Clinton 

The 42nd so-called "president of the United States" who proved to be the most subversive and hypocritical "commander in chief" to date. Accomplishments incude:

1) Having a affair (and being impeached for perjury partially as a result) with a White House intern.

2) Despite his own '60s era admiration of draft evaders and goals of avoiding mandatory military service (aka the draft) during the Vietnam war,Bill Clinton (aka Slick Willie) championed Selective Service draft registration to continue despite his own actions to the contrary about 30 years earlier. Hypocrite!

Bill Clinton was (and still is) a liberal subversive! At least I had guts enough to serve in the military.

Bill Clinton by Piranha April 8, 2006

Hillary Clinton 

One who once held tight to certain conivctions, but soon realized that a goal was more easily achieved by trying to make everyone happy by suddenly accepting everyone's ideas; Rice Pudding.
Turning into a "centrist" for personal gain.

To win I must make everyone happy. I'll become a Hillary Clinton.

He WAS original, but now he's becoming a Hillary Clinton.

Guy 1: How'd you get her to go with you?
Guy 2: We had long conversations in English class. She likes me for who I am.
Guy 1: BS, she hates everything you represent.
Guy 2: Haha, you're right, all i had to do was be a Hillary Clinton. She ate it all up.

Hillary Clinton by deadOH--F. ElG September 16, 2005

Hillary Clinton 

If elected America's first drag queen president.

Guy: Hey it's that Democratic dude clinton running for president.
Me: You mean Obama
Guy: No Obama's not white
Me:Wait Hilary she's a woman
Guy: No fuckin way that's a chick!!!!!
Me: I'm telling you Hillary Clinton is just a very unattractive woman
Guy: O.O

Hillary Clinton by Not Me yet May 7, 2008

Hillary Clinton 

Wife of Former President Clinton. Know for talking the talk, yet accomplishing nothing. She had hyped up healthcare for 8 years as First Lady, and nothing came of it. Her time to date in NY Senate has provided NOT one new piece of legislature brought forth.

The term Hillary Clinton, now is used for women who do nothing, and not only get away with it, don't called on their shit.

She pulled a Hillary Clinton in volunteering to help this weekend.

Hillary Clinton by The Hindu Hammer November 7, 2006

hillary clinton 

One who says they will do things just to make peole happy, but in the end will do nothing and will stab you in the back, which of course leads to the death of America. Much like Hillary Clinton. See antichrist

Hillary Clinton- I will end the war in Iraq!

20 years later

WWIII

hillary clinton by Rubb3rduk April 14, 2008

bill clinton 

a guy that people all hate just because he cheated on his wife.
well fyi, THAT DID NOTHING BAD FOR THE COUNTRY.
get it through your fucking head, morons. --;

even if bill clinton cheated on his wife, how did that effect our country?

bill clinton by sara May 13, 2005