causer

mad kiddy fiddling fucker who likes to inflict pain on people who dont retaliate. Like particualrly to stab Boni in the leg with a compass in maths (check the word Boni on www.urbandictionary.com). All because Boni fucked his mum in thirteen different ways.

-take this boni
-OUCH!
-Haha
-I had your mum, smell your mum *offers hand*
-You bastard (and stabs)

by LeVeL 27 BoY December 20, 2003

Claustro-negressophobia

This is simply the fear of getting too close to or intimate with a black female, especially with regards to sex, and romance. This fear is very often observed in black men (and women sometimes), and is very often preceeded by one or more heart-wrenching experiences at the hands of these, femme-fatales. There is no known cure at present for it, and anyone suffering from it is usually afflicted for life, except a divine miracle occurs first.

"It's no use Shaquanee, he's got claustro-negressophobia, he don't want you! Better go with Harry instead."

Meyn, i think I caught this claustro-negressophobia thing, and it won't leave me alone! Help me Loooordd!!

by Neil A September 9, 2008

Claustromania

Claustromania would have to be a liking for small spaces excessively , while agoraphobia is the fear of open spaces so preference is for an enclosed space, though not necessarily small.

-phobia (fear of ) ; -philia ( fondness of ) ; -mania ( excessive desire of ).

I have Claustromania as opposed to Claustrophobia, I LOVE small spaces!

by TheGimmick December 30, 2015

CLASSERS

Caitlin and Alizas dancing group. they are wayy better then the lancers. they have style and know how to shake what their mamma gave them.

the best dancers on the east coast

by APclassers May 14, 2005

classeration

Any cut resulting in severe bleeding, or necessitating the need for stitches, at any cultural event, including but not limited to the opera, an art gallery, or a Dixie Chicks concert.

The emergency response team arrived at the Sidney Opera House only to find that Sheila Koalawanker had suffered a life threatening classeration caused when during a particularly poignant performance of Fiddler on the Roof, the bow of the 1st violonist became a ballistic and travelled through Sheila's carotid artery.

by Roger Hightower June 25, 2008

[claused]

falling off a bicycle at high speed and losing the vast majority of your teeth in the incident, thus making you the object of ridicule, and possibly desire amongst fellow toothless citizens. Applies specifically to the Dutch.

"Awww man, Bill fell off his bike and lost all his teeth after getting smacked by a car!"

"Shit, he got claused real bad!"

by Snazzzzz October 6, 2008

clauseperising

To gang up on, tackle, and/or otherwise terrorize a person by closing in on their personal space in an undesired way.

You damned kids! Quit clauseperising ME!

by eaterofvegans November 11, 2010