Chopper

Any person (male/female) who gives head.

NOUN

1. She is a chopper.
2. I just got chopped.
3. Are you trying to chop (action verb)?
4. You choppin (must use without the "g")?

by Kevin Wells January 20, 2006

cedar chopper

A backward, narrow-minded ignorant person from Central Texas, a red-neck. The term was derived from individuals who earned their incomes from harvesting cedar (juniper) trees for fence-posts; and was actually celebrated until recently (Cedar Chopper Festival, in Cedar Park, Texas, a repugnant bedroom community north-west of Austin, Texas).

David, that is the stupidest, most ignorant thing I've ever heard anyone say, you really are a Cedar Chopper.

by Arid Shrub January 13, 2006

chopper

A perfectly rolled marijuana blunt.

Fuck, man. This thing is a chopper.

Did you see the fucking chopper Cody rolled? Nigga's crazy.

by WouldIWantSky? September 19, 2010

Chicago Chopper

A murderous sexual move, the Chicago Chopper was first practiced by mob in Chicago in the 20's and has since become a staple of maphia rape-murder. As a woman is performing fellatio on a man, just before he cums he slits her throat and cums onto it.

News Anchor; A womans body was discovered yesterday, the victim of a Chicago Chopper. Police are currently investigating.

by BlackBeard89 April 7, 2010

knob chopper

A person who is ignorant and generally has no idea about anything.

He is a complete knob chopper

by Nodrama September 27, 2006

Nob Chopper

When taking a pee pee, the toilet seat lid falls down and lands on your doo dah dang wang resulting in a sore penis.

"I cant COME out today"
"Ahhh damn why not?"
"I had a bit of a nob chopper"

by marksmum March 16, 2009

Chompers

Chompers are disgusting, dirty, peg selling, hedgehog eating, drive tarmacing thieves.

Other common terms are Pikey, Gypo etc.

The chompers are burning tyres again.

A chomper offered to tarmac my drive.

You dirty chomper.

by simon April 18, 2005