Chinese Food

Delicious food that makes you hungry 30 minutes later just so you can enjoy more until you have a heart attack and die. (Best way to die)

The autopsy revealed the cause of death was too much of Mr.Chang's chinese food.

by 0mG U 1Os3R I knoW u HacK August 10, 2004

Chinese Food

Often confused with the American-Chinese foods, which are pretty much reheated frozen clumps of MSG, unfresh ingredients, and cheap wholesale.

Real Chinese food are found in actual Chinese restaurants that mostly have CHINESE words on their front, which serve the real delicacies from Chinese culture.

Of course, their are many other regional favorites in actual China, yet many considers disgusting just because they aren't used to it.

The ones that makes fun of eating snake, and organs of animals, etc. being disgusting are probably pussies that are too scared to try exotic foods, since it is all washed and cleaned.

That stupid tourist over there actually tried to order chicken balls in a authentic Chinese restaurant, what an idiot.

by Some Chinese Guy December 31, 2003

chinese

The word many people attribute to non-Indian non Middle eastern asians they see.

Tom:Hey you chinese guy
Zul:I am a malay you dumbfuck.
Alan:Wow a chinese guy!
Man:Correction-i am a tagistannese
Alan:k,so which part of China are you from?
Man:No,I m from Tagistan!
Alan:I see!So which part of China is Tagistan at?
Man:...

by Mamaturtle January 19, 2005

Chinese Finger Trap

Two uncircumcised men glue their foreskins together, creating a liquid tight cock sleeve. Said sleeve will can be manned by either participant, or an enthusiastic volunteer. They then proceed to slide meat coozy back and forth at desired speed and vigor... simultaneous climax will assuredly follow. Once the shame sets in (as it always does in such circumstances), both men kill themselves or move back into their parents house.

After preparing a tasty snack, Bill suggested he and Ted do the Chinese Finger Trap

by Dr. Vito March 7, 2020

Chinese whispers

A phrase that describes how people distort an original message down the line.

Girl 1 to Boy 1: Man, I think Communism is a good idea but it sucks when applied to real life.

Boy 1 to Girl 2: Dude,Girl2 totally supports Communism!

by GeezLouise September 8, 2005

chicks before sticks

1. female version of bros before hoes
2. like chicks before dicks, but cleaner

"sticks" could be a synonym for dicks / penis

or the act of the vagina being stuck by a penis

Leave him hanging girl, you know it should be chicks before sticks!

by Cloudowner9 July 15, 2011

Chinese Snowball

Exactly what you think it is, a compacted ball of rice used as a projectile.

Dude you missed it at lunch today! Fu Chow Meng got pelted in the face by a Chinese snowball; it wouldn't have been as funny if he didn't enjoy it so much.

by Butternutz77 September 27, 2010