Chocolate Cheesecake

A Chocolate Cheesecake is to sit on some unsuspecting idiots nose and defocate on or in it laymans terms drop a duece, go # 2, or drop the Browns off @ the SuperBowl

"This dumbass passed out early so I Chocolate Cheesecaked him."

by Beanie Crocker "Cook coke proper" January 12, 2008

upside down cheesecake

when the female is upside down on a step-stool inside a walk-in freezer, you punch her six times in the ovaries. This prompts quite the amount of blood, infertile eggs, and urine to be released. The male then puts his face into the upside down vagina and squeezes and sucks out the juices, thus becoming a mixture to revered.

The store GM insisted on performing the upside down cheesecake to all new female employees. He is a monster

by JewHammer June 1, 2009

Tokyo Cheesecake Fucktory

A sort of portmanteau of a restaurant concept that serves Sushi, Cheesecake and tequila/tequila cocktails.

Where you gonna take you ex for dinner?

Tokyo Cheesecake Fucktory!
Uh...yeah...that sounds about right!

by tacoraj October 2, 2017

so who likes cheesecake?

this phrase is said when there is a silent or awkward moment during a conversation.

you're going to say goodbye to someone and you want to say something but you can't....."so who likes cheesecake?"

by Rayshell October 20, 2008

white chocolate raspberry cheesecake

an orgasm for your mouth.

the guy totally just white chocolate raspberry cheesecaked all in my mouth

by lizzieanne January 20, 2009

chilly chilly cheesecake!

something said when its below zero and you just scraped a pile of snow off your car and once you get in its automatic you sing this about a thousand times, dancing in your seat until finally ouch hot air from the vents!

chilly chilly cheesecake chilly chilly cheesecake!!!

by EC(allysa) January 6, 2009

The Loxahatchee no bake hot chocolate cheesecake

This involves taking a camping trip with your girlfriend in Florida during the middle of the summer. On day 4, you collect the fromunda Cheese under their breasts and then jam it in their ass. Then you whip it into a heavy froth with aggressive anal sex. Once stiff peaks are achieved, the woman screams “order up!” And proceeds to spray the mixture all over the guys chest and face.

I took my girl to a Cheesecake Factory, now she’ll surely give me “The Loxahatchee no bake hot chocolate cheesecake”.

by Chillidogman August 26, 2021