Purple Cheeto

It's when a guy has a curved dick.

Like in a porno some guys have a dick that is curved when it's hard. That is a Purple Cheeto.

by Costanzo89 October 5, 2007

chester cheeto

An act similar to the dirty sanchez, where you give someone a mustache with cheeto grease. (the orange gunk you get on your fingers after eating a bag)

related to orangina

he looked lihe an irish Hitler when I gave him a Chester Cheeto

by KerminSR September 4, 2006

cheeso

Old pikey word for "Shut up" or "Keep quiet"

Farmer: I don't know where all my firewood has gone!
Pikey Son: Dad, isn't that the wood you sto-
Pikey Dad: CHEESO!

by Trampikey and Goldie! June 28, 2005

Cheeto Jack

Synonym for "Steal"

But a Cheeto Jacking can only happen when the item being stolen is done in a quick and hilarious fashion.

Hunter: That guy just rolled by on his moped and snatched my PSP out of my hand!

Scotty: Dude! You just got cheeto jacked!

by Scotty Ranger August 4, 2008

Rusty Cheeto

When you take a cheeto (can be any kind,ex.flamin hot cheetos) and stick it up your asshole and insert it into another persons mouth.

Man Landon gave Austin a nasty Rusty Cheeto!

by Killawallawallahaysayzuza July 28, 2009

Im on it like a rat on a cheeto

rats love cheetos man.......I said, Im on it like a rat on cheeto man.

Done with that project yet?
Man..... Im on it like a rat on a cheeto! .....

by scottytoohottie October 20, 2006

cheepoochee

1) Noun - object of affection.
2) Verb - Thank you.

1) Hey, you are my cheepoochee! (definition 1)
2) Bob: Here are the tps reports you requested.
Jim: Cheepoochee (definition 2)

by K. Bailey December 31, 2007