chandeliering

The term describes when a minor comment or conflict triggers a pain so great that we “jump as high as the chandelier” with our emotional response. Some examples are road rage or even losing it at a sporting event.

He is totally chandeliering about your calling his team a loser.

by Neniwhite April 29, 2016

Chandelier

When thou art pooping and the hunks of feces are stuck against a hair hanging drom the buttocks.

"I had a mad chandelier last night bro, it felt so weird yanking that thing out.."

by reaganstump March 2, 2017

Chandelier

To cum across the eyebrows, leaving it to hang over the eyes.

"She said she wouldn't swallow so I gave her a chandelier"

by ( * ) August 1, 2017

Swahili Chandelier

A sexual technique where a male thrusts his penis through the gauged/stretched earlobes (or any other stretched piercing) of another person.

"My earlobes were stretched to 00 before Randy tried to Swahili Chandelier me. Now I'm at 1" and sport a blowout."

by CATFOOODS January 29, 2012

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by Partykiller June 18, 2018

Chance

your penis is usually long. you can get any girl with your charm and sexiness but your not usually "school smart". you probably have liked a certain girl for a long time but never had the chance to get with her.now is your chance to make a move.

My girlfriend won't even look at me because shes so into Chance.

by AddisonLovesChance January 11, 2011

Second Chance Slut

In the 2010 video Call of Duty: Black Ops when a player excessively uses the second chance pro perk and heavily relies on its ability to be healed. They usually get quite cranky when no one wants to save their ass even though they keep dropping into second chance again and again. A sign of a crappy player. Term named for the appearance that players in second chance resemble which is a slut lying on her back with her legs spread begging for it.

Noob: "Hey, someone come heal me! Heal me!"

Gamer: "Fuck you, you second chance slut" (walks up to second chance slut in game and shot with gun repeatedly but does not heal and walks off allowing the noob to recieve a death)

by TERRORMOTO December 15, 2010