chugger

Paid "charity" street worker (read: student) who has been trained to believe that they are carrying out a worthy task, improving peoples' lives by conning Joe Public out of their money for this week's Good Cause. Usually an agency worker where the agency takes a hefty cut of the hourly rate that the charity in question has paid for, whilst at the same time increasing profits by selling on details of those foolish enough to actually stop and sign up to said Good Cause.

If you really want to support a charity, do it through their website, not a chugger.

by Bob April 4, 2005

pontiac game changer

An ironic reference to ABC college football's "Pontiac Game Changing Performance". A fundamental shift in the status quo; a significant beat change that affects the perception of or outcome of an event. Also serves as a tongue and cheek commentary on our culture's reliance on corporate sponsorship for any and every little thing.

I didn't think Rebecca was into me, but then at 2 am last night she texted me to come over and smoke pot. It was, to say the least, a real pontiac game changer.

by Adam H Johnson January 13, 2009

chugger

Composite of 'chrity' and 'mugger'. These people will stop you in the street and talk to you as if they are your oldest and best friend. All of which is a false cover for their real intention. Working on commission, they need people to donate to the charities which they 'represent' and to do this they will guilt trip you into handing over all your details.
One effective way of giving to the charity, yet not being conned into surrendering your card details and other sensitive information is to request the address and contact details of the charities head office and offer to make a direct payment. This will annoy the chugger as it cuts them out of the equation but you will have the upper hand. Otherwise try to think of a quirky reply to their begging for which they will have no answer or look straight through them.

Chugger: Do you like children?

Me: Yes, but I couldn't eat a whole one.

Chugger: (silence and look of shock)

by Jim Birtwisle January 18, 2008

Chinese Eye Changer

The act of coating ones fingers with copious amounts of tabasco sauce and then secretly and surreptitiously inserting them into your asian lover's anus.

Yuki wanted Brian to take her back to his apartment for wild sex. She turned around, with her back facing Brian, in order to get into position. All of a sudden her eyes got completely wide as she felt a sharp burning sensation inside her buttocks. She turned around to find a deviant Brian smiling devilishly at her. Little did she know that Brian had craftily administered and executed the perfect Chinese Eye Changer.

by magnumdefense January 28, 2013

Voice Changer 3000

A voice changer that does not actually exist, but is in fact just a cruel joke played on you by your friend who has nothing better to do, than to pretend to have a voice changer.

Not to be confused with Voice Changer 3; which actually does exist.

Veronica: Wow, how did you change your voice like that?
Fernando: It's a voice changer.
Veronica: Really? Which one?
Fernando: "Voice Changer Three--"
Veronica: "Voice Changer 3"?
Fernando: No, "VOICE CHANGER 3000"

by pHailer November 18, 2009

chugger

Charity Mugger. One of those people who stands in the street with a big brightly-coloured bib and quite possibly a clipboard soliticing donations to the Feline Liberation Army or some other worthy cause.

Bloody hell, I had to pretend to be on my mobile phone for about ten minutes walking down the High Street to avoid all the chuggers!

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

gaslamp chigger boogie

Form of dance wherein one moves only the head in a sort of bobble-motion, back and forth, like the singers in crappy early 80s New Wave videos.

Doing the Gaslamp Chigger Boogie for extended periods of time will probably give you a sore neck.

by Krakky McKraken July 21, 2006