cave in

Means "old news."

Originated on Lambgoat.com

Complaining about hardcore attire is cave in.

by Fraulein July 13, 2004

cave grease

cave gease is where some one is fingering there asshole, and when the ring piece gets really wet, that is called cave grease.

hey dad, i was fingering my asshole, and my ring piece was soaking wet, " no silly, that' s cave grease".

by yeahhh_boyyy July 28, 2009

cave bang

when the Geico Cavemen gangbang some one

Cave Banging: So easy a caveman can do it

by The geico Cavemen October 7, 2009

Caveat Stoner

A quasi-Latin phrase meaning "Let the reader beware everything that follows was written while the writer was stoned."

Caveat Stoner: How do know, like, every instant of your life isn't, like, you know, it's own, like, individual reality that, like, goes on for eternity...etc

by knowcebo January 16, 2011

cavemanners

the behavioral conduct demonstrated by cavemen during various occasions.

"He appeared well-groomed and civilized, though his cavemanners at the restaurant left much to be desired."

by connie m August 23, 2011

Ceaser's Fire brigade

1) When the government or government officals destroys your property or assets and you have to pay for any damages, repairs, legal costs and any further government taxes to do with said property or assets.

2) Where the government legally aquires your property without permission and destroys it in order to make way for a highway or another government owned structure.

This word was made famous when Marcus Licinius Crassus who came from a wealthy roman family created the first fire brigade in Rome and would have hundreds of men on hand to help put out the flames. Unfortunatly the firemen refused to help without gaining at least a third of the price of the property, these deals were usually made whilst the property was burning.

Augustus Ceaser adopted this Idea and built his own fire brigade where he would burn down other peoples properties and then claim them as damaged goods which could be legally aquired by Augustus Ceaser.

Government: Excuse me sir we have aquired your home to make way for a highway with tolls

Joe Blow: What Ive been living on this land for fifty years you can't do that

Government: Is it a bird is it plane, no It's Ceaser's Fire brigade now piss off.

by blashada October 18, 2012

caveypuss

A caveypuss is one who avoids social activities, instead favoring retreating to their cave-like room to drink expensive beer alone, play RPG games on high end computers, eat munchies, and generally be moody and reclusive.

The plural of caveypuss is caviepi, and it has been observed that caviepi generally enjoy hoppy ales and salty, crunchy snacks.

Caviepi are not necessarily reclusive gaming-nerd types by nature, but occasionally fall prey to the desire to sit around in the dark, killing Draugs and unraveling the mysteries of Temerian politics in a drunken daze.

Bitchtits - "Yo let's go drink expensive beer together and attack my pusillanimous room-mate with knives! It'll be a blast!"
Caveypuss - "I'm not sure...I think I'm just going to go play wizard instead. I got all this chex mix and Red Seal Ale...see..and..."
Bitchtits - "Why are you being such a caveypuss? I bet you have a high end gaming computer, too, you caveypuss you!"
Caveypuss - "...."

by Äärimmäisen lahjakas vuori pyö September 18, 2012