Career-homicide

Career-homicide is when people ruin your chances at getting a future job or internship by using your urbandictionary account to add inappropriate/highly offensive material that can be searched via Google and then potential employers Google your name and find that offensive material, and then automatically assume you wrote it and it ruins your chances at all possible future employment with any reputable organization. Other examples include people posting unflattering pictures of you on the internet/Facebook, tagging you in inappropriate Youtube videos, etc.

Some jerk commits career-homicide by using your urbandictionary account several years ago thinking he is being funny and posts multiple offensive definitions on your account. You realize what has happened, spend hours as an urbandictionary editor attempting to get the definitions removed the site, spend hours trying to contact urbandictionary.com executives to get said definitions removed, and eventually fail to have them removed because they are "too popular". Then, years later when you start applying for jobs and internships, the companies you apply to Google your name, see what they assume you wrote even though it wasn't you, and then proceed to quickly throw your application into the trash, all because some jerk ruined your good name through trying to be funny. And eventually you realize that someone has "murdered your career" via career-homicide on UrbanDictionary.com.

by ConcernedJobSeeker April 4, 2010

Career Woman Grip

When your having sex with a co-worker and she grabs your ass- The woman is usually independent and would be classified as a go-getter

After cocktails with the client last night Megan gave me the career woman grip in the men's bathroom. She's such a cougar.

by The Big Dog2617 August 22, 2011

of my career

Usually an insult stating that a person is the most of something that the accuser has ever seen in his or her entire life.

2 guys bump into each other.
Alex: Hey, watch where you're going, you asshole.
Brian: You're a deuschbag, you loser.
Alex: You're a scrub of my career!

by thesoftlights May 11, 2008

camee

A really cool chick with a poppin' booty

Dang dude did you see Camee's ass in those shorts today?!

by Dizzybell July 19, 2017

caleedity

a situation that is beyond reason, fucked up, no understanding, random insanity.

That crazy professor's explanation of the problem was caleedity

by Darren Edwin October 12, 2004

Cayden

All of these Caydens are males so this is a female version. Cayden is a very funny girl with a big heart. She can be vetted shy at first but once you know her she is very funny and a little annoying but in a cute way. She is not one to stand up for herself but she's not after to stand up for others

Someone was being rude to me today but a Cayden helped me out

by 69 Is good. oh shit it's 420 October 19, 2020

cayden

1. a stoned cracker who always drinks coffee.
2. the ideal cracker.
3. sweet pimp daddae

Look, it's David Koo!

by Big Jim October 12, 2004