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Christmas Card

The act of a woman shoving a man's head between her breasts and shaking them. Originates from an episode of Seinfeld in which Elaine sent out Christmas cards with out knowing her breast had fallen out of her shirt in the picture. George complains that he had never recieved one, and Elaine procedes to give him a Christmas card.
"You want a Christmas Card? I'll give you a Christmas Card...."
by anonymousluser September 25, 2005
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Man Card

Requirement to be accepted as a respectable member of the male community. Can and should be revoked by other respectable males for doing non-respectable-male things.
We had to take away Henry's Man Card because he cried in public when Kristina dumped him.
by ipossessthelunchpail December 13, 2004
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Cardhandler

A person of ill-repute or worthy of suspicion
Guzik probably stole your wallet, he's a real cardhandler.
by bloomberg August 25, 2014
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Caradoc

Caradoc is one of a kind. No one can ever replace him.

Caradoc cares about everyone and he gives the best hugs. Caradoc is strong, handsome and smart.He is also confident but not arrogent.
Person1:OMG can you see that hot guy over there?
Person2:That is probably Caradoc.
by cdoc123456 May 15, 2019
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scent card

The scent of the spot between your ball sack and your leg after a long days workout. Usually used as a prank or disgusting joke.


Invented by Matt C , Matt G , and Jamie G
After a long day I came home and made a scent card, and shoved it in Matts face.
by J.Gallagher August 5, 2008
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Nyquil carded

When you try to do self-checkout, but then they say this item "needs assistance" and they come over and check your i.d. and you're just thinking "Are you kidding me? I just have a fucking cold/flu!"
In order to obtain the Nyquil to treat my flu symptoms, I had to go through the public humiliation of being Nyquil carded, which held up the line and made me feel like an idiot.
by rp1149a March 20, 2012
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Magic Card

"Hey Mick, are you ready to go? I got a magic card!"
by Tyme February 19, 2013
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