Camera Genie

A Camera Genie, is a female who takes pictures and selfies at those "magic" angles and applies certain effects or really shitty photoshop to presto change-o into a hot chick, but is really a duck billed platypus looking ho upon encountering in person.

Luke: "Yo so I met that chick that hit us all up on facebook finally, she actually showed up."
Chad: "Word?! She looked fine as hell."
Luke: "Yeah man, total camera genie. it was horrible."
Chad: "Damn, I had a feeling... those pics were all smoke and mirrors."

by I Am Big White November 10, 2013

Camera Wanking

Using excess long tracking shots and aerial shots in order to make things look 'artistic', when things could be done quicker and easier whilst losing nothing of value.

Casey Neistat sure enjoys camera wanking in his vlogs.

by TheGreatMark September 8, 2016

Capra Foraminis

Latin terminology for the perforation formed in the undergarments, primarily from chafing and acute disbursement of sharticles. Usually formed over great periods of time or sudden, violent episodes. Generally, the wearer is unaware of said perforation or chooses not to acknowledge.

Wife: WTF, can’t you see that?!
Husband: Oh, you mean my Capra Foraminis? Whatevs.

by RS78 January 4, 2018

Camera vision

What reptilians have.

Is his camera vision heat sensitive?

by Solid Mantis July 6, 2018

Caiera

The amazing girl with the stupidly blonde hair. Overall, the strongest girl you will ever meet by far, she has the ability to comepletely own and take on any form challenge to come her own way. She’s her own person and can’t be tamed to a boring lifestyle, she’s the most inspirational person you will ever meet in life. She has no self confidence herself but will make you feel like a 50£ note in a school of 10£s. The most beautiful girl with the biggest heart, when she lets you in it, that never gives up and loves Harry Potter and her dog.

Caiera the girl with the stupid blonde hair and large forehead

by Camjoe77 September 25, 2018

Camerapulsive

The opposite of photogenic.

Someone who always manages to look bad in a photograph.

"John's eyes are always closed in my pictures. He is so camerapulsive."

by DPScherer January 3, 2019

Capear

The action if buying drugs.

Today i’m going to capear, you want some?

by Goddesofthemoon January 30, 2021