Candice

If you are searching this you've probably been hit and annihilated by the "Candice dick fit into your mouth". Brain will shrink down by 1000% and symptoms might include gayness. seek immediate medical assistance.

guy1: dude, i heard candice got pregnant
guy2: who's candice?
Guy1: candice dick fit into your mouth?

by gay-ass-nigga-guacamole-penis October 21, 2019

Candice

Definitely just the ice gym leader in some of the pokemon games, nothing else, not a setup to a deez nuts joke like candice nuts fit in your mouth, nope.

Random guy who does a little trolling: Hey, heard you've been doing stuff with Candice lately.
Intellectual: Yeah I'm trying to beat her in pokemon
Random guy: I was expecting you to say "who's Candice" so I can say "Candice nuts fit in your mouth", wait, OH NOOOOO
Intellectual: lmao you trolled yourself, get trolled

by Lance0 September 5, 2021

Candice

Candice is a girl who has very long hair and bright blue eyes. She knows how to cheer people up quicker than a snap. She isn’t good at combat. She sometimes over reacts at things like if a guy said she liked someone she’d smack him. She is late on time a lot. She says mean stuff but doesn’t always mean it. She his a great friend that u would always want in ur life. If u don’t know a Candice then u need to find one.

Jack: hey Candice I heard u like milo dont you! HUHHHH?!

Candice: *smacks across the face*

Jack: hey hey take it easy girly

by Ms.Lazy January 7, 2018

cannibalism

The cure for poverty

Oh I'm starving and there is no food and shelter around here, only people....maybe I can resort to cannibalism eat them and make a house of 1,000 corpses

by Bar'-ry March 11, 2008

Cannibalingus

A contraction of the words cannibal and cunnilingus meaning eating until the gut is full of the partners bloody kibble and bits.

When she said chow down, Smitty, he heard cannibalingus not cunnilingus.

by mudcunt October 3, 2006

cannilingus

The use of the tongue to find the opening in the top of a beverage can, when it's too dark to see.

While driving 80mph down the 87 freeway, Steve deftly applied cannilingus to drain the remaining contents of his Schlitz.

by word douche August 30, 2009

candian

A hilarious word made by a hilariously stupid person who made a hilariously terrible attempt to try to zing Canada.

See: wordhidneous/word

Oh, gawrsh, Jebediah... there comes one o' them KA-NAH-DANS again! I sure hope he don't say EH to us, a-hyuck!

by Sasori May 11, 2003