French Canadian Whore

A girl who leads men on with her beauty but then reveals that she does not believe in love but is going to marry a hockey player later in life.

Guy 1 "hey you still talking to that girl?"

Guy 2 "nah it turns out she is a French Canadian whore"

by Sebastien Leroy May 2, 2011

Canadian Irony

An unfortunate coincidence that is, in no way, ironic. Inspired by Alanis Morrisette's "Ironic", which doesn't use irony in any of the song, just a bunch of examples of bad luck.

Isn't it ironic that we're both wearing the same Alanis t-shirts today?

Not really, it's just a coincidence.

Right, it's Canadian Irony!

by LittleJohn73 September 30, 2010

canadian shuffle

An old indian raindance usually preformed during shift tasks or bouts of heavy labor, or PT. Involes talking on a cell phone, smoking pall malls, and drinking a mt. Dew simultaneously. This raindance can also involve bitching about anythings while using a canadian accent.

{Canadian shuffle}

by canadian 600 December 12, 2010

Canadian Salad

Including, but not limited to:

1. Noun: A cornucopia of love
2. Noun: A smorgasbord; a diverse prostitution circle.
3. Verb: To develop an assembly line in which multiple ears are inserted into a female vagina containing dental modification. (Vagina Dentata).

"I gave that bitch a Canadian Salad. Bitches love Canadian Salad".

by Oberlin Barnardians March 13, 2011

Canadian Peach Tug

When a male drenches his testicles in honey and lets bees gently rest on them while a female coerces the tip while rubbing feces on the shaft.

Syd: Are You Ok Nick?

Nick: My balls really swole up after Jessica gave me a Canadian Peach Tug behind my house last night.

by Skippy720 September 17, 2012

Canadian stand-off

A Canadian stand-off is a situation where in which two or more individuals are are tryin to pass each other in a hallway or intersection, and when confronted with the question of who will move first or have the right of way all of the individuals refuse to move saying things such as "no you first." Or "by all means." In this situation every one is too polite for any action to take place.

Tom: you first

Jack: no no by all means you sir
5min later....
Jack: boy that sure was a Canadian stand-off.

by yack juan Carlos horski September 5, 2013

Canadian Immigrant

Someone from Canada who crosses the border into the States with the intent of stealing all our tech jobs and marrying our Alaskan women. The worst part is if you confront them aboot it they just say "Sorey" and give you a beer, which makes it really hard to be mad.

"Ah I see you've met Jeff... You know he's one of those Canadian Immigrants right?"
"Crap, I bet he came down here and married a nice Alaskan lady and is working for some kind of tech firm now..."

by MHorton32 January 4, 2018