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caljon

A caljon is typically a subspecies of the Blatella germanica or the German cockroach. It is known for it's inferior brain in comparison to the regular cockroach, it's crippled style of walking and his regular energy-boosts which may result in pathetic behaviour.

During the Middle Ages the word came into use as an insult used among people from the lower classes. Nowadays it is still used frequently when one wants to describe a person who is incapable of normal behaviour and has a serious mental illness.
He's a real caljon there.
Hey Caljone! Don't you know your loco ?
by Noam Chomsky September 1, 2004
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Adam Calhoun

An awesome mf that loves america
James: "who is adam calhoun?"
Other guy: shoots him in the face for not knowing
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calorie

OMG that banana has lyke, 10 CALORIES!!!!!!42q!4
by 2357551112456h September 21, 2005
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Calogero

Some one that will make you drool and aroused🤤sexy Italian stallion with such a caring side with his soft kisses and warm hugs
Calogero 😻😻😻
by I love to smell butt May 29, 2019
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Caliope

Can you believe that girl named her daughter Caliope?!

Yeah, shes gonna be great in bed, I mean, her name means penis.
by Sue Heschle October 28, 2009
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Caljorb

Caljorb is gay
Oh Wow Caljorb
by Caljorb123 January 10, 2020
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calob

a stupid guy who calls hiself a hardass. he thinks just because he smokes weed and ciggerates that hes all big and bad, well i have news for him.. pretty much everybody does! so hes just the same! and uh.. he says hell slit your throat? punch you in the mouth? haha seriously dude? why do you keep saying you will, when the truth is.. you've said it a milloin times! god just do already if you got the balls! (which you dont) and uh? most of the time when you try so hard to get in truble, its because of other people and he blames it on hiself to get a rep! and he always saysstuff in his little dorky group just loud enough were they can hear to make him look hard..but he just want say it loud enough for the person to hear because he kknows they could kick his lil panzy ass. hes to much of a sissy to take a hit, hell cry. he pretends he steals stuff just were hed be cool but uh... they pritty much just give it to him! he talks shit behind his exs back thinking shell never find out when she does and then pretends he never said it and wont talk to her about it just because hes to panzy to hear what she has to say about it. he has to have porn on his phone because it aint like hell be able to see any boobs in real life so at least he needs to know what they look like! he has a half inch of cock and 20 feet of bush. youd have to go though a maze with a microscope looking for his "so called cock" wich i dont believe is there. his voice is way to high and sqeaky.
when you always turn him down when he wants to fuck you hell say its ok you would have cryed.. thats just your eyes watering from looking so hard for his cock. but he has to use that excuse to try to find another girl hell never get. he trys to bea gangster with his pants real low... but what i thank hes really doing is trying to air out his fishy vigina! his big lips are perfect for his future boyfriends cock! big enough for it to all fit:) right?:)calob lay is fucking retarded:)
by becca bray and glad to be:) January 26, 2010
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