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A caljon is typically a subspecies of the Blatella germanica or the German cockroach. It is known for it's inferior brain in comparison to the regular cockroach, it's crippled style of walking and his regular energy-boosts which may result in pathetic behaviour.

During the Middle Ages the word came into use as an insult used among people from the lower classes. Nowadays it is still used frequently when one wants to describe a person who is incapable of normal behaviour and has a serious mental illness.
He's a real caljon there.
Hey Caljone! Don't you know your loco ?
caljon by Noam Chomsky September 1, 2004
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You cannot anger Caljorb or you will live a life of suffering
Caljorb by Caljorb June 3, 2019
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The grey's anatomy poster lesbian couple of Callie Torres and Arizona Robbins.
CALZONA QUOTES:

"YOU'RE HOT." ARIZONA
"YOU'RE HOT TOO." CALLIE
"NO... YOU'RE HOT HOT." ARIZONA
"OHH OKAY THANKS." CALLIE
"NO... YOU HAVE A FEVER!" ARIZONA
Calzona by imoanemily May 5, 2010
The couple Callie/Arizona from the fictional hit drama, Grey's Anatomy. The couple is currently the only lesbian couple on primetime television. The characters are portrayed as Sara Ramirez (Callie) and Jessica Capshaw (Arizona).
"Did you watch Grey's last night?"
"YES! Calzona broke up."
"It's okay though, they're MFEO.
Calzona by Jasmine9 November 28, 2010

flaming calzone 

slang; disparaging and offensive; a derogative term originated from western Massachusetts which implies a male homosexual who likes to order homoerotic food
Cory was creeping around on the phone for a very long time. It's possible he was talking to a flaming calzone for dinner.
flaming calzone by puffton pikachu September 7, 2011
Balls. Testicles. Nuts. The spherical jaunts under your dick. Used when someone's trippin.
Bro you're trippin calhones right now, are you good?
Calhones by OG Squad Defines November 14, 2016
Spanish for "drawers" (as in, the kind in a dresser or desk). This word is often confused by non-Spanish speakers with cojones (note the different vowel sound), which is Spanish slang for balls, but they are in fact two very different words.
Venta de escritorio con dos cajones (Desk for sale, with two drawers).
cajones by duder November 16, 2004
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