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A caljon is typically a subspecies of the Blatella germanica or the German cockroach. It is known for it's inferior brain in comparison to the regular cockroach, it's crippled style of walking and his regular energy-boosts which may result in pathetic behaviour.

During the Middle Ages the word came into use as an insult used among people from the lower classes. Nowadays it is still used frequently when one wants to describe a person who is incapable of normal behaviour and has a serious mental illness.

He's a real caljon there.
Hey Caljone! Don't you know your loco ?

caljon by Noam Chomsky September 1, 2004

Words you can keep

Caljorb

The almighty god

You cannot anger Caljorb or you will live a life of suffering

Caljorb by Caljorb June 3, 2019

Related Words

caljon • calzones • cajone • calgon • calzoned • cajon • CalZona • Caldon • Caljorb • Callon

Calzona

The grey's anatomy poster lesbian couple of Callie Torres and Arizona Robbins.

CALZONA QUOTES:

"YOU'RE HOT." ARIZONA
"YOU'RE HOT TOO." CALLIE
"NO... YOU'RE HOT HOT." ARIZONA
"OHH OKAY THANKS." CALLIE
"NO... YOU HAVE A FEVER!" ARIZONA

Calzona by imoanemily May 5, 2010

Calzona

The couple Callie/Arizona from the fictional hit drama, Grey's Anatomy. The couple is currently the only lesbian couple on primetime television. The characters are portrayed as Sara Ramirez (Callie) and Jessica Capshaw (Arizona).

"Did you watch Grey's last night?"
"YES! Calzona broke up."
"It's okay though, they're MFEO.

Calzona by Jasmine9 November 28, 2010

flaming calzone

slang; disparaging and offensive; a derogative term originated from western Massachusetts which implies a male homosexual who likes to order homoerotic food

Cory was creeping around on the phone for a very long time. It's possible he was talking to a flaming calzone for dinner.

flaming calzone by puffton pikachu September 7, 2011

Calhones

Balls. Testicles. Nuts. The spherical jaunts under your dick. Used when someone's trippin.

Bro you're trippin calhones right now, are you good?

Calhones by OG Squad Defines November 14, 2016

cajones

Spanish for "drawers" (as in, the kind in a dresser or desk). This word is often confused by non-Spanish speakers with cojones (note the different vowel sound), which is Spanish slang for balls, but they are in fact two very different words.

Venta de escritorio con dos cajones (Desk for sale, with two drawers).

cajones by duder November 16, 2004

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026