cajun castration

It's where you use a snapping turtle to castrate some trashy person that deserves to be castrated.

The pedophile was caught by good vigilantes and given a Cajun castration.

by InsanelyFubared May 17, 2018

Calendar Bingo

The act of moving a meeting invite around in hopes of getting a majority of invitees to accept it.

Stan's calendar is always busy - i play calendar bingo when i send invites to see if he will accept. If he doesn't, I try again until BINGO! he has accepted.

by DebraFS September 27, 2019

Calendiles

A name given to the couple Jenny Calendar and Rupert Giles from the TV show Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Person A: They loved each other, but one of them died.
Person B: How Calendiles!

by JennyCalendar November 17, 2019

Calendickular

A calendar for dick appointments

I’m not sure if that’s a good day for me. Let me check my calendickular.

by The first good child January 24, 2020

callnub

Callnub is a cow

Callnub is a nice cow

by Cookie God21 November 5, 2020

calu

An acronym standing for "casual laughing"- used when you laugh in a way that is not meaningful or adds to the conversation, either out of nerves or habit. Can replace other acronyms like "LOL" or "LMAO" when the situation is not funny enough to actually laugh, but you are trying to sound less serious.

"Hey, how are you doing today, dude?"

"My mom screamed at me and took my phone, so not very good, calu."

by casuallylaughing November 5, 2020

Calmunism

The Act Of Being Calm All The Time

“I believe in Calmunism”

by Beanis_Boi March 22, 2021