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Calm

"His drip is fly."

"Yea it's Calm."
by Old man Fowler October 21, 2021
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better calm down

An expession telling someone to settle down.
by kdv July 8, 2005
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Calm

"Hey, I got us tickets for the concert next week."
"Calm!"
"Oh, you're retarded. Never mind."
by CharlieRashi December 14, 2021
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CALM

4th album of an australian band called 5 seconds of summer. the album is lyricly and musicly a masterpiece. the album's name is from each band member's name's first letter. C(alum) A(shton) L(uke) M(ichael). stream CALM.
person 1: HEY DUDE YA HEARD DIS??
person 2: heard what bruh
person 1: THIS ALBUM IS FIRE MAN
person 2: what album?
person 1: CALM BY 5SOS
by gyozo June 2, 2020
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calm your loins

A pleasant alternative to the usual 'calm your tits', usually directed towards a male. The exact opposite of 'gird your loins'. It means as it looks-- calm yourself because you're making mistakes your children are going to feel (through the loins).
"Hey, hold my beer!"

"Bro, calm your loins."
by mjpants April 23, 2017
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I’m not calmed up

People are always telling you to calm down and you get sick and tired of them saying that so you

“say you’re not calmed up”
Oh Suzanne would you just calm down
No I’m not calmed up
by SHAPIRO-T May 24, 2021
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mom calm

When your mamma relaxes you for something bad that happens to you.
I just got fired. I needed a mom calm, just needed to talk thing out, and now I'm ready for more!
by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018
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