by kdv July 8, 2005

by CharlieRashi December 14, 2021

4th album of an australian band called 5 seconds of summer. the album is lyricly and musicly a masterpiece. the album's name is from each band member's name's first letter. C(alum) A(shton) L(uke) M(ichael). stream CALM.
person 1: HEY DUDE YA HEARD DIS??
person 2: heard what bruh
person 1: THIS ALBUM IS FIRE MAN
person 2: what album?
person 1: CALM BY 5SOS
person 2: heard what bruh
person 1: THIS ALBUM IS FIRE MAN
person 2: what album?
person 1: CALM BY 5SOS
by gyozo June 2, 2020

A pleasant alternative to the usual 'calm your tits', usually directed towards a male. The exact opposite of 'gird your loins'. It means as it looks-- calm yourself because you're making mistakes your children are going to feel (through the loins).
by mjpants April 23, 2017

People are always telling you to calm down and you get sick and tired of them saying that so you
“say you’re not calmed up”
“say you’re not calmed up”
by SHAPIRO-T May 24, 2021

by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018
