percussion calibration

The process of beating the snot out of a piece of equipment to get it to work properly

I had to perform a minor percussion calibration on that IBM workstation until it cooperated.

by D. Williams September 2, 2005

California Sober

To abstain from all drugs and alcohol except for Marijuana.

Hey, this party has booze, cocaine, ecstasy, and GHB.

Oh, I'm cool. I'm California Sober.

by GioVa13 January 20, 2019

cali weed

Weed, Pot, Mary-j's or any other name for it.

I treat my music like cali weed, i smoke till i sleep. "Dr. Dre"

by Aaron "G-thing" September 7, 2005

californian cocktail

to put a little weed in the end of a cigarette or cigar of any type.

Also refered to as a belgium blitz or Mississippi Martini.

Man 1: wanna smoke?
Man 2: yea but i aint got a piece...
Man 1: Just do a californian cocktail
Man 2: Hells Yea!!
Man 1: hells yea...

by d200 October 11, 2006

Califormula

Weed. California + Formula (reference to drug)

John: Yo fam got that Califormula?

by saintcalifornia April 17, 2017

Calafia

The Queen in the 15th century Spanish novel California was named for. She was bitchin', hot, didn't wear much, and ruled over a group of women who mated with and then killed sailors who washed up on their shores.

"if only Calafia could eat sailors like her namesake"

by Calafia June 5, 2005

Hotel California Girl

one who has a lot of pretty, pretty boys that she calls "friends."

Lisa is a Hotel California Girl; she has a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls "friends."

by wouldaben December 18, 2010