by Train Le Dumbass August 4, 2022

a loser with no friends except his/her calculator. usually enjoys watching reruns of the crocodile hunter when not enjoying calculator sex.
by rithmppig September 23, 2011

The best friend anyone could ever wish for. He’s kind, considerate and smart. If the multiverse is real i hope he’s my best friend in every single one of them
« Oh who’s this awesome person with a massive shlong standing there ?
- That’s my best friend Cal !!
- That’s my best friend Cal !!
by Fatpinkpillow May 19, 2022

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by Johnath bbc November 22, 2020
