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Cal

Cal, is a huge malewife and gets no bitches
Mark: Man is being such a cal rn
by Train Le Dumbass August 4, 2022
mugGet the Calmug.

Cal Chris

a loser with no friends except his/her calculator. usually enjoys watching reruns of the crocodile hunter when not enjoying calculator sex.
Hey, nice glasses...you fucking Cal Chris, hows Steven Erwin feeling?
by rithmppig September 23, 2011
mugGet the Cal Chrismug.

Cal

The best friend anyone could ever wish for. He’s kind, considerate and smart. If the multiverse is real i hope he’s my best friend in every single one of them
« Oh who’s this awesome person with a massive shlong standing there ?
- That’s my best friend Cal !!
by Fatpinkpillow May 19, 2022
mugGet the Calmug.

Cal

Shut up Cal you cunt
by Shutupcal September 16, 2025
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Booty cal

A booty residing in California
by Lxctn May 5, 2018
mugGet the Booty calmug.

CAl

The type of person who self reacts on discord.
"Hey did you see Adam self reacted again? Such a CAL"
by LEunoAngl June 22, 2023
mugGet the CAlmug.

Cal’s Bedside Table

There is a massive pink horse “wee wee” shaped dildo in there
by Johnath bbc November 22, 2020
mugGet the Cal’s Bedside Tablemug.

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