Cal

Cal, is a huge malewife and gets no bitches

Mark: Man is being such a cal rn

by Train Le Dumbass August 4, 2022

Cal Chris

a loser with no friends except his/her calculator. usually enjoys watching reruns of the crocodile hunter when not enjoying calculator sex.

Hey, nice glasses...you fucking Cal Chris, hows Steven Erwin feeling?

by rithmppig September 23, 2011

Cal

The best friend anyone could ever wish for. He’s kind, considerate and smart. If the multiverse is real i hope he’s my best friend in every single one of them

« Oh who’s this awesome person with a massive shlong standing there ?
- That’s my best friend Cal !!

by Fatpinkpillow May 19, 2022

Cal

A barber who needs to shut the fuck up.

Shut up Cal you cunt

by Shutupcal September 16, 2025

Booty cal

A booty residing in California

That girl is a booty cal

by Lxctn May 5, 2018

CAl

The type of person who self reacts on discord.

"Hey did you see Adam self reacted again? Such a CAL"

by LEunoAngl June 22, 2023

Cal’s Bedside Table

There is a massive pink horse “wee wee” shaped dildo in there

Cal’s bedside table has a pink dildo in it.

by Johnath bbc November 22, 2020