cacpuss

when the chicks pussy is stubbly from a recent shave - thus feeling like a cactus.

Yeah, i was gunna finger that chick, but she had such a bad cacpuss that it scratched my hand up and drove me away

by Duvall/Callmann December 29, 2007

Cactus kiss

When two straight dudes rub their face hair stubble against one another. Only works with a small amount of stubble, not suitable for beards.

Hey man! Long time no see. Let's cactus kiss and let me get you a beer.

by CaptCamarillo November 22, 2010

Cactus Head

Someone who is annoying or will not stop annoying you (Coined by Darby Crash in L.A in the late 70's)

"Piss off, Cactus Head"

"Donnie's such a Cactus Head"

by HawkRing August 11, 2016

Cactus Sexual

Being sexually attracted to a plant, specifically a cactus. A cactus is a mostly green plant with sharp pin-like things coming out of it that can cause harm if touched.

"After my visit to a desert I immediately felt an off attraction to a cactus. I am Cactus Sexual."

by Thecactiloversquad January 16, 2017

carkus

To shrug whilst raising both your arms and making a stupid look on your face

When asked how he is so stupid he Carkus.

by מהההההה March 7, 2017

cactus

Peyote, San Pedro, or other Mescaline-containing psychoactive cacti.

"I have some cactus. Let's trip"

by junkyman420 March 13, 2004

The Sea Cactus

The act of a male and female letting there pubic hairs grow to the point roughness, in which they sixty nine each other while rubbing there faces in each others pubes. Poking and probably hurting one another (depending on how long they haven't washed and grown) giving the imagination of rubbing your face on a cactus for sexual pleasure.

Friend 1: "Hey man did you hear what joey did last night? Him and Diana totally Sea cactused each other"
Friend 2: "That's gross... did it feel good?"
Friend 1: "I don't know we should try it"
Friend 2: "I don't like the idea of doing The Sea Cactus"

by Friend Number 2 July 17, 2009