Covid 19 

apparently the virus which has been affecting the watch for the past year. Although, we all know that it is FAKE!!!! the government made it up as a punishment for me when i divorced my wife, Sharon.
I need to get the word out. i need to tell the truth...

Charlie: Covid 19 is a dick
Tom: BRUH!!! How dumb are you?!?! Covid 19 isn’t real! Get with the times!!!

Covid 19 by Mike_Oxlong101 November 12, 2020

COVID-45 

Also known as COVID-19, Trump dropped the ball. The stock market crashed. City's and schools shut down for weeks. Unemployment went up to 3 Million.

Trump blames China and past administration's.

It happened own your watch 45 so own this shit!

Bro, the media call it COVID-19 because it surfaced in 2019. Fuck that it's COVID-45 because Trump is the 45th president.

COVID-45 by Polymath72 March 27, 2020

Covid-20 

The 20 lb weight gain from eating all day during the Covid-19 stay at home order.

Have you seen Sally? She really put on the Covid-20!!

Covid-20 by Pumpkin 1780 May 15, 2020

Covid-👽 

When conspiracists or Trumpists-turned-QAnonists attributed the origin of the coronavirus not to a lab in Wuhan but to the extraterrestrials that apparently wanted to harm the earthlings, or to prove to them that they are inferior to other galactic beings.

President Trump, who blamed China for infecting the US with Covid-19, refused to expose the conspiracy promoted by some of his supporters for linking Covid-👽 to the high number of infection cases and deaths plaguing the country.

Covid-👽 by MathPlus September 26, 2020

Covid Speak-Easy 

Any bar, restaurant or gym that is operating in violation of the covid-19 restrictions

My house had a built-in bar in the basement and I've turned it into a neighborhood Covid Speak-Easy

Covid Speak-Easy by LordViper June 17, 2020

COVID-crafty 

Adjective describing a person who is forced to become crafty by COVID-19 sequestering: e.g., issuing copycat sidewalk chalk art projects to their kids, darning socks instead of braving Costco, baking.

I tried repeatedly to explain that I am the opposite of a crafty Pinterest mom. I have zero creativity. I am only COVID-crafty.

COVID-crafty by Preacher-Man April 3, 2020

Covid Arm 

When over masterbating Due to the coronavirus causes a guy to have one buff, muscled up arm

Man look at his COVID ARM, he must’ve been jacking for days!

Covid Arm by AlienDavid-19 April 7, 2020