by anonymous May 1, 2022

When you take your top and bottom lips with your fingers and pull them apart and make a "buhuhuhuhuh" sound, resembling a camel
by Hats December 15, 2007

by supersab August 5, 2010

A release of mucous and various toxic particulates from a homeless person dispersed in a broadcast pattern. Normally seen on a crowded mass transit system such as a train or bus.
by Croman February 13, 2014

Uh-oh, somebody's been 'practicing'!
by Yindsel Cheese May 24, 2005

An cough that only arises when in a quiet place or during an important exam when surrounded by other people. You know you're annoying the other people around you but you can't do anything about it.
Person 1: I think I bombed that test.
Person 2: Why do you say that? I thought you studied hard.
Person 1: I did, but I had a case of test cough the entire time. I couldn't stop thinking about how annoying I was to the people around me and that made me cough more.
Person 2: I hate it when that happens.
Person 2: Why do you say that? I thought you studied hard.
Person 1: I did, but I had a case of test cough the entire time. I couldn't stop thinking about how annoying I was to the people around me and that made me cough more.
Person 2: I hate it when that happens.
by Pogo510 November 18, 2009

The act of verbal flatulance through the lips of a jackass; talking like an asshole
In other words, a complete asshole undeserving of life
In other words, a complete asshole undeserving of life
Mike: did u hear somthing?
Matt: no, why?
Mike: Hmm, must have been brantley spincter coughing from the other room...
Matt: damn, i can smell the bullshit all the way out here!
Brad tried to play the bass, but could only produce a rather nasty ass sphincter cough
Joe: DUDES!!!!!!!
Mike: what a sphincter cough...
Matt: no, why?
Mike: Hmm, must have been brantley spincter coughing from the other room...
Matt: damn, i can smell the bullshit all the way out here!
Brad tried to play the bass, but could only produce a rather nasty ass sphincter cough
Joe: DUDES!!!!!!!
Mike: what a sphincter cough...
by J-RIZZO December 28, 2007
