1. A condom farter is an overtly derogatory phrase refering to gay men who receive a substantial amount of anal sex. Hence, farting condoms.
2. A condom farter is a very effective phrase for pointing out a man assuming a heterosexual lifestyle whom you suspect to be gay.
2. A condom farter is a very effective phrase for pointing out a man assuming a heterosexual lifestyle whom you suspect to be gay.
1. Not only is Carlos gay, but he's a total condom farter!
2. Look at the way Mr. Nelson walks.... what a condom farter!
2. Look at the way Mr. Nelson walks.... what a condom farter!
by KC the gawd March 16, 2008
Get the condom farter mug.After you finish fucking a girl with a condom. If you have to piss, You piss in the condom and tie the end off. Throwing it someone at the party in hopes it explodes.
by Apatt January 2, 2011
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by Lazy A March 4, 2009
Get the Condom Cooch mug.The act of intentionally tampering with a condom in order to negate its contraceptive properties. It is usually done in 2 different ways.
1) Using a pin to create a tiny, invisible hole in the surface of the condom, often through the wrapper. This allows the passage of semen at the point of male orgasm.
2) Snipping off the tip of the condom with scissors. When a johnny is pulled onto an erect penis, it allows the head of the penis to slide through, allowing some bareback sensation.
1) Using a pin to create a tiny, invisible hole in the surface of the condom, often through the wrapper. This allows the passage of semen at the point of male orgasm.
2) Snipping off the tip of the condom with scissors. When a johnny is pulled onto an erect penis, it allows the head of the penis to slide through, allowing some bareback sensation.
1) David sabotaged his condoms with a pin in a furtive attempt to get his girlfriend pregnant.
2) Stephanie had no idea Jamal had engaged in some condom sabotage behind her back. In the dim light she could see some rubber around his dick and was satisfied. She lay back, ready to take him inside her, unaware that the head of his penis was sticking out of the polo neck of prophylactic. He planned to enjoy her naked pussy, ejaculating inside her before it was too late.
2) Stephanie had no idea Jamal had engaged in some condom sabotage behind her back. In the dim light she could see some rubber around his dick and was satisfied. She lay back, ready to take him inside her, unaware that the head of his penis was sticking out of the polo neck of prophylactic. He planned to enjoy her naked pussy, ejaculating inside her before it was too late.
by Stephrawr December 28, 2011
Get the Condom Sabotage mug.When a guy and girl are Fucking and the condom breaks either un noticed or at the wrong moment Result : An OMG moment that could result in an end product of a possible Dump 'N' Dash, Bastard Baby, or STD Stunner!
by Forever Fun 'N' Faithful August 30, 2009
Get the Condom catastrophe mug.Condom Pussy def. Pussy that a guy would love to fuck, but only with a condom on. Due to prevent std's and pregnancy, but mostly stds. Just out of sheer fear that she has an std.
Man there was this chick last night and she was all on my cock, definetly condom pussy, but I had no Condom, luckily she had one, definetly Condom PUSSY.
by white kid swag June 12, 2011
Get the Condom Pussy mug.Billy-Bob tied a condom knot after he fucked his cousin Daisy. They could then snuggle without the added worry of spilt love juice.
by FortunceCat April 8, 2006
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