clatworthy

clatworthy is the meaning of when a human humps the corner of there personal car until they cum into the exhaust pipe or have a lovely organum all over their car.

last night i was feeling a bit horny and i didn’t have a partner so i clatworthyed all over my car

by clit on my tit December 14, 2020

Clawdience

When you’re sitting on the toilet, or taking a shower (you know, alone time) but the cat sits there and watches you.

Dude, I was trying to get some privacy while I shaved my balls in the shower but the cat and dog came in - I totally had a clawdience.

by Meg A Tron February 14, 2022

octopus claws

When you're holding a cat and they suddenly sprout claws from every limb, usually when they know what's coming and they don't like it

I went to take my cat inside and she went all octopus claws

by iglesia1995 May 16, 2008

getting clawed the fuck out of

v. the act of having sexual intercourse with a feline

Hey bro, i'm getting clawed the fuck out of my mind tonight. want to join?

by mastaoftheinternet April 13, 2011

Slop Claw

The hand that one uses to dig out the "slob" from there deepest crevices. The hand one uses to remove the excrement from their rear.

Guy 1: "Hey it smells like slop in there!"

Guy 2: "Yea I'm almost done, pass me some toilet paper to cover my slop claw"

Guy 1: "Jesus, you smell terrible!"

Women 1: "Yea ever since I fell off my skateboard, and broke my slop claw, it's impossible to wipe!"

by Don Cuckold March 12, 2014

scat claws

A woman who intentionally grows her nails out long or glues on fake nails solely for the purpose of scrapping shit from her ass because she is paranoid about using a restroom where adequate toilet paper is not available.

That nasty bitch Edna is scat claws. She got enough shit on her nails to fertilize 40 acres.

by 23rd Chromosome April 6, 2016

coventry claw

When you make a C out of your fingers using the middle, index and thumb. Sticking your middle and index in the pink and thumb in the stink.

Steve: what you doing tonight mate?

Keith: giving the misses the Coventry Claw.

Steve: nice man, my girl never lets me do that :(

by Coventrian July 3, 2016