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Cuntworthy 

Noun; Adjective; ProNoun::: When someone is worthy of being a cunt. meaning that they are the best at being a cunt... also known as the biggest cunt in the whole wide world, the biggest of all cunts!!
"that dude is a CUNTWORTHY hoe because hes getting a gang of people to beat up and stab that guy over there!!!!"
Cuntworthy by Karisnive Robinovich November 8, 2007

Un-Cuntworthy 

This describes one ugly bitch. You would not let this bitch eat out the girl youre receiving oral sex from. This "person" should have never been concieved.

Also see Scrotworthy and Rimworthy
Oh my god , that is the most
Un-Cuntworthy hoe ive ever seen.
Un-Cuntworthy by James November 1, 2004
something someone says that has potential to lead to cutting oneself
girl: "i feel so alone."
boy: "damn that was cutworthy!"
cutworthy by bldymvkaltlvr February 10, 2009
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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