Clawdience 

When you’re sitting on the toilet, or taking a shower (you know, alone time) but the cat sits there and watches you.

Dude, I was trying to get some privacy while I shaved my balls in the shower but the cat and dog came in - I totally had a clawdience.

Clawdience by Meg A Tron February 14, 2022

crowdience 

a combination of 'crowd' and 'audience', said mostly when completely fucked

The crowdience laughed as the drunk man fumbled with the intricacies of the English language

crowdience by don't drop the soup December 13, 2018

Cadience 

Cadience's , are usually very tall with long be beautiful hair and beautiful big eyes. Cadience are usually the most loyalist person you can meet, and very honest. Cadience's are very bright and beautiful, beauty defines Cadience's. Cadience's have perfect bodies and don't let people tell them how to live their life; Cadience's fight for what they won't and don't give up. If you find her don't let her go trust me she's worth keeping.

Bitch 1: I wish I was her.
Birch 2: why can't I have her body?
Bitch 3: it's not fair why can't all the boys like me.
Bitch 4: I know she perfect , it's not fair bet her names Cadience.

Cadience by Martin mark January 28, 2017

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016