Baby Daddy Bullshit

When a father, who is no long with the mother of his child or children, acts out. Usually upon seperation with the mother of his child or children. This usually involves taking drastic measures in order to prove a point or to show ownership which he no longer has any.

1. Quitting his first job in 3 years to prove he's not gonna, "pay your rent" when all you asked for was help buying diapers. Even though you supported him for 4 years before you broke up. This is baby daddy bullshit.
2. Showing up at your home all hours of the night claiming to want to see their kid/s when they know that the child or children go to bed at 9:00PM.This is baby daddy bullshit.
3. Going through his baby mama's phone when she's not looking during schedule visitations or arrange drop offs of the child or children, then calling or texting which ever persons number they find to tell them that they are the baby daddy and that they better leave her alone. This is baby daddy bullshit.

by EmmaJeanius July 6, 2010

bullshit

an insignificant excuse

That's bullshit to say you can't pay your bills because you're never home.

by Gerard Irick October 12, 2011

that bullshit

something that is messed up, wrong, not right, or f'd up.

What the hell, brosef? Those people get to go to the front of the line, and i'm here waiting for an hour just because they got the Six Flags flash pass. Thats that bullshit.

by R Rog September 21, 2006

Complete utter bullshit

An article that is not true and is made to make people believe or pursue.

person 1: I can do a backflip on ground.
person 2: Do it!
person 1: I don't really feel like doing it.
person 2: That's complete utter bullshit.

by Jjrnfhc dbsn October 9, 2016

Gary Bullshit

A man of simple intelect, who embelishes inane shat to gain favour and sympathy

Ooh check him out hes a right gary bullshit

by El Badass February 28, 2009

Bullshit Man

A superhero who can detect ball shit up too 1million miles away

"i think your lying"
In flys bullshit man

"thats bullshit fucking bullshit

by knobberballs February 18, 2015

bullshitalots

A person of Caucasian ancestry who supports, advocates, condones, or ignores white supremacy. Whether blatantly or thru pure ignorance.

"Amber Rose can't be a bullshitalot Myron... she isn't white bro."

"Hilary Clinton or Donald Trump?... Neither!!! They are both grade A bullshitalots"

"Drake is a total bullshitalot"

by OG_KUSHERTON June 19, 2016